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Old 03-02-2009, 02:16 PM   #1
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When your wife comes up from working out in the basement and tells you that there's a funny smell in the basement, like apple farts...

 
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Old 03-02-2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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When she's had a few & asks for a little hanky panky.

 
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:22 PM   #3
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Oh, when you wake up in a strange place the next day minus your pants, you'll know.

You'll know.
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Old 03-02-2009, 05:47 PM   #4
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How do you know Edworts Wine is Working?

When your wife comes up from the basement and her panties are on her head is usually a good indicator...

Of course, when she comes up and wants you to go down could be tell tale also...
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:12 AM   #5
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No - for now, it's the apple farts.

Maybe when it's done.....;-)

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:24 AM   #6
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When I try to leave the basement and I realize that I can't because my legs have apparently stopped functioning.

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:32 AM   #7
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When you have to turn the tv up to drown out the bubbling of 15 gallons of it bubbling away...poor location for sound, but I'd let an apple fart in my face all day long.
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:58 AM   #8
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When carpet fibers suddenly have this incredible attraction....

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:49 AM   #9
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Oh like when I try to get up to pour another glass and all of a sudden I'm glued to the carpet. So that's why...
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:54 PM   #10
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...poor location for sound, but I'd let an apple fart in my face all day long.
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