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Old 03-02-2009, 02:16 PM   #1
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When your wife comes up from working out in the basement and tells you that there's a funny smell in the basement, like apple farts...


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When she's had a few & asks for a little hanky panky.


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Oh, when you wake up in a strange place the next day minus your pants, you'll know.

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How do you know Edworts Wine is Working?

When your wife comes up from the basement and her panties are on her head is usually a good indicator...

Of course, when she comes up and wants you to go down could be tell tale also...
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No - for now, it's the apple farts.

Maybe when it's done.....;-)
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When I try to leave the basement and I realize that I can't because my legs have apparently stopped functioning.
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When you have to turn the tv up to drown out the bubbling of 15 gallons of it bubbling away...poor location for sound, but I'd let an apple fart in my face all day long.
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When carpet fibers suddenly have this incredible attraction....
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Oh like when I try to get up to pour another glass and all of a sudden I'm glued to the carpet. So that's why...
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...poor location for sound, but I'd let an apple fart in my face all day long.
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