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Old 03-02-2009, 03:27 AM   #1
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A very common phrase during my time in the Navy. We dealt with some real rocks there, but in my own household... I mean, I (almost) expect this from my daughter - Shes 8. But damn it, my friggin wife!! The person who gets in my ass for being an idiot savant. Common sense and attention to detail would be the FIRST thing you would think she would heed first to.

Well, she noticed halfway through the cycle of the whites (in the wash) that they were all kind of pink. Why? Because she threw in a couple of my shop towels. COME THE **** ON!!!

I seperated all of the laundry beforehand as its normally my job - (STFU - I do it cause I like clean clothes)

Granted you are being productive and cleaning the garage, but pay attention to what you are doing man! You sure seemed to get my coveralls into the right pile - WHY NOT THE SHOP RAGS??!! They are RED - BRIGHT ****ING RED and they dont belong with the WHITES!!! Last I heard, its clinically impossible for women to be color blind. (And red and green are the CB colors)

Can someone please explain this to me? Sheesh, I had to pause my fights just to get this out...
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:31 AM   #2
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:42 AM   #3
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Hmmm......well you could use this to your advantage and request certain "reparations" for this happening.
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:46 AM   #4
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Did I mention that I like pink Tshirts? Good thing eh?

Thanks BM, I think Im on my 3rd 22oz of beer...
A stone RIPA, a Stone IPA and a glass of my holiday ale.
*BURP*

(Must be fight night - I usually dont indulge this much!) Damn this kegerator!
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:29 PM   #5
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Hey wait a minute... I'm partially color blind...

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:14 PM   #6
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Hey wait a minute... I'm partially color blind...
Just because you run red lights doesn't make you color blind.....It makes you a woman.

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:17 PM   #7
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Just because you run red lights doesn't make you color blind.....It makes you a woman.
I'm sorry, did you say sig?


And calm downJoeMama, did she at least let you exchange "pinks"?
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:39 PM   #8
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Just because you run red lights doesn't make you color blind.....It makes you a woman.
I almost take offense to that!

Aren't traffic signals, speed limit signs and the like all just suggestions anyway?

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:11 PM   #9
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roflmao

 
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:44 PM   #10
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Who puts the shop towels in with the laundry? My wife would have something to say if I every brought them in the house! (I have to sneak a load of them in the washer when she is not home.)

Well, I guess you'll just have to start doing ALL of the laundry now in order to prevent his happening again!

 
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