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Old 02-27-2009, 02:12 AM   #1
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I laugh my ass off when I hear of all of these 'End of the world' conspiracy theories. It makes me laugh to the point of where I actually entertained the thought of - Did the dinosaurs have this same conspiracy **** too? I mean, did they predict their extiction (in their own primitive way) and obsess on this as well?

T-Rex:Oh ****! The meteor is coming the meteor is coming!! Let me wreak havoc and kill lots of ****!!

Triceratops:Shut your no horned ass up and go kill something.

Pteradactyl: Flap Flap Flap

Ichthalotamos: Glug Glug Glug... Im underwater mutha****a!
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:19 AM   #2
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I can't spend alot of time replying to this, I'm waiting for the end of the world!
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:21 AM   #3
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It does not matter if it makes you laugh or not.

If you need some more "down to earth" inclined predictions, i would suggest you check this out, nothing to laugh about there i would say:

Episode 1: Yellowstone's Restless Giant
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:25 AM   #4
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Caldera is a reality... Of course I cant contest that, but I still think fretting over something we have no control over is senseless and perpetuates relig...

Im not going there... I think bed would be a good avenue for me before I get into a drunken pissing contest.

Im off to bed while I still lvoe you all!
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:47 AM   #5
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Hittin the apfelwien tonight huh?

 
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:14 AM   #6
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Jesus is coming. Somebody get a towel and clean this mess up.
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:29 AM   #7
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I still think it's not going to be meteors, volcanoes, nuclear war, or aliens. My money's on zombies.

Of course, it takes a couple of drinks first before I share my theory on that.
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:40 AM   #8
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:57 AM   #9
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Exactly! Everything I'll need to know for the coming apocalypse, I learned from Fallout 1-3.
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:39 AM   #10
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I laugh my ass off when I hear of all of these 'End of the world' conspiracy theories.
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