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Old 02-22-2009, 02:49 AM   #1
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Also who's farts smell worse, men, woman, or dogs?

I have woman Friends of mine that are comfortable enough to fart in front of me, but they dont seem to smell... well ones in a wile, but its not bad. My Beagle is just plain bad and so am I.

My Beagle loves beer, but shes a BMC dog. Wont touch home brew. Put some Bud, Miller, or Coors in a plate and she licks it up.
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:08 AM   #2
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dog farts are not as bad as rhino farts
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:12 AM   #3
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mmmmm.... rhino farts........



Some women are pretty bad about stinking out a bathroom.... I mean if you walk in after a guy, it is expected, but step in after a chick......
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:17 AM   #4
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they also seem to be more embarrassed by doing so.



and nothing stinks like a great dane after eating broccoli.
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:22 AM   #5
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In this house, the female dog, Tess, reigns supreme, I am second, my dog Buddy is third, and the wifey is a distant 4th.

I can't even compete with Tess, she grosses me out.

 
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:23 AM   #6
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I thought mine were pretty bad after a night of drinking stout... then I got a dog. Man, she can stink up a room like you wouldn't believe.
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:37 AM   #7
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I used to have a cat that loved broccoli he lent new meaning to silent but deadly.
I once had rhino farts from a wine so bad that the glass carboy required a 3 day soak in bleach to remove the smell, I think it was some kind of infection.

 
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:55 AM   #8
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:23 AM   #9
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Dog covey does. His farts smell bad enough that he covers his OWN nose after them.




I come a close second.

Squeaks the cat is number three. Holy... well you know... he's not allowed near me after doing the deed in the kitty box. Shown here with kiwi - one of the "ladies"




The ladies (K9 and human) of the house can't even come close.
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:25 AM   #10
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We had a pair of Golden Retriever brothers we rescued from a puppy mill.
We called them the paint peelers when they let loose. They won the contest
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