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Old 02-10-2009, 05:48 PM   #1
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Sick and effing tired of people ordering beer that needs fruit in order to be drinkable. This is close to the dumbass BMC obsession that pisses me off so much. Wait, no, its even worse. Also, don't brew beer with fruit. If you want a ****ing fruity drink, drink a cosmopolitan or some ****. Blue moon with orange? Bull****. Carona with lime? Bull****. Adding a can of freaking blueberries to secondary. effing bull****. You're not drinking a beer. You don't even want a beer. You want a wine cooler. Go drink that **** instead.

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:55 PM   #2
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:58 PM   #3
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I often find that those who get really pissed about this stuff are not really secure about themselves. Who cares if someone likes fruit beer. I suppose you should tell the belgians they don't know how to brew and they should hand over the keys to you???

If you are actually drunk, good rant. If you really mean it, save it for your friends who don't know anything about beer.

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:05 PM   #4
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Hey man no one is making you put fruit in your beer.

So don't try to make them not put fruit in theirs.

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Old 02-10-2009, 06:05 PM   #5
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Got the day off today and haven't gotten a good drunk on in awhile. Started the day early

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:06 PM   #6
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dont ever go to belgium, or germany or chek, over here we have a ton of fruited beers. But i dobut the Germanys/Cheks know what they are doing when they make beer.

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:07 PM   #7
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If those Belgians knew what was good for them they'd move to America

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:07 PM   #8
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Got the day off today and haven't gotten a good drunk on in awhile. Started the day early
In that case... WELL DONE!!!

 
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:09 PM   #9
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Lol you just gave me an idea
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:18 PM   #10
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I don't mind when people put a lime or lemon in their beer. To each his own. What I DO mind is when a bartender assumes EVERYBODY wants their beer like that. I always cuss them out for stuffing a chunk of fruit down the neck of my beer bottle. I tell them if I wanted a salad, I'd have ordered supper.
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