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Old 02-12-2009, 03:08 PM   #21
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Make it STOPPPPPPP, Orfy. Make it STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a better signature.

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Old 02-12-2009, 03:11 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by menschmaschine View Post
This number changed my life forever:

9.81 m/s

Stupid gravity.
At least it keeps you grounded.

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Old 02-12-2009, 03:41 PM   #23
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Muffin wrapper or not, planks help keep me centred....

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Old 02-12-2009, 04:08 PM   #24
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Nothing like throwing some Monty Python in the mix!
Kill your television

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Old 02-12-2009, 04:13 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by Revvy View Post
Lemme try with this one...

My old wood plane reduced planks Constant(ly) to toothpicks.

You are using it wrong. That's a block plane, used for planing end grain or angles going against the grain.(The cutting iron is inverted, and at a more acute angle than other planes) For tooth picks, a smoothing plane would be a better bet.

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Old 02-12-2009, 05:53 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ View Post
What can I say, my dad's a geologist. He's always making gneiss with the jokes. I should have that printed on a chert.

OK I'll stop now.
No, no, keep going! Don't let these schistheads get you down. They take it for granite that puns like this keep going, but we're tuff - maybe a little wacke. Anyway, they didn't pay, so there's no way we could gypsum.

Wah, wah, wah, WAAAAAAAAAH!

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Old 02-12-2009, 06:02 PM   #27
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gypsum and pony rides

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Old 02-12-2009, 06:11 PM   #28
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Wow, so many nerd jokes all crammed into one thread. I only have one thing to say to that.....There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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