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Old 02-10-2009, 02:23 PM   #11
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His constant is wrong!

He forgot to carry the 1^98765467.

And I prefere the Reduced Planck's Constant.

ħ = h/2π = 1.054 571 628(53)×10−34 J s = 6.582 118 99(16)×10−16 eV s

It has more relevant applications.
Lemme try with this one...

My old wood plane reduced planks Constant(ly) to toothpicks.

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Old 02-10-2009, 05:00 PM   #12
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She stood on the balcony, waiting, wondering. She had that look, that stare, it was planc, constant and woeful.





I like Avogadro's number better because it involves little furry moles. 6.02214179(30)×1023 entities per mole.



 
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:09 PM   #13
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This is the only plank I've ever needed...



And after trying to make sense of that mathy thing you posted...I'll use it to bash my head in...It will make the headache go away.
Why is there a muffin wrapper on your plank? It's just not natural....
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:10 PM   #14
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This number changed my life forever:

9.81 m/s²

Stupid gravity.
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:52 AM   #15
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Me and my buddies hang out at the H bar talkin' 'bout physics, philosolphy, and drickn' beer in Planck sized mugs.

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Old 02-12-2009, 11:16 AM   #16
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I, for one, can rest easy now that I know what this is.



And here's the best geology pickup line since "My you're looking spathic today"

Hey baby, feel like (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2?
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Old 02-12-2009, 11:56 AM   #17
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As a chemist I must applaud the last remark, usually humour as bad as that of chemists stays within the confines of our facculty. You sir, are a couragous man.

As for Plancks constant, meh. Quantum mechanics wasn't enough fun for this to be worth it :P

In line with my predecessor:

Hey Baby, can I be your kryptonite?

Some LiNaSiB3O7(OH) (officially called Jadarite btw) for ya.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:55 PM   #18
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What can I say, my dad's a geologist. He's always making gneiss with the jokes. I should have that printed on a chert.


OK I'll stop now.
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:47 PM   #19
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Is this gonna turn into one of those "ban di-hydrogren oxide" threads?

 
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Old 02-12-2009, 03:05 PM   #20
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Groaaaaaaaaan inner circle academia humor
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