When my roomate gets home. I'm gonna slice up some leftover bacon-wrapped steak, warm it in a skillet with home fry potatoes, fajita veggies, a couple eggs, and some cheese. Then...
I'm going to wrap that sh*t up in a flour tortilla and deep f***ing fry it. Serve smothered in hot sauce, sour cream, and some more cheese for good measure.
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches.
Reason: edit to add "f***ing" in between "deep" and "fry", just to make sure everyone got the point.