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Old 02-01-2009, 05:48 AM   #1
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I was left to my own devices today with a soccer match to listen to and a case of beer to keep me company. Now I'm having to go back and see what asinine posts I've made today. It ain't pretty, but it coulda been a lot worse considering the state I was in! Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised! I could have even got out of the house!

 
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:55 AM   #2
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Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised!
As long as you have somebody to blame, you will be ok...............
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:00 AM   #3
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Saaaaaaaaaaaake!

 
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:09 AM   #4
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You whinny little transparent garden decoration!!!!

My wife left me alone with 10 gallons beer needing to be kegged, a new 15 gallon boil kettle and ingredients to brew with!!

Having racked, stacked, carbed, brewed and cleaned away my day, I walk into the house and what should I find? Freakin curry on the plate and a smile on the face?!?!?! WTF!!!!!!! Where is my wife who bitches when I brew????? Complains when I drink more than a pint???

When I wake up from this dream, I'm blaming you mulch munchkin! Bet it's all just a damned dream.
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:23 AM   #5
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Saaaaaaaaaaaake!
booooooooooombers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:57 PM   #6
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TeufelBrew, she was smiling because the curry was poisoned. You won't read this though, because you'll be dead.
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:26 PM   #7
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TeufelBrew, she was smiling because the curry was poisoned. You won't read this though, because you'll be dead.
Not only not dead, but my wake up call was morning whoopy!!!

I need to rant at mulch midget transparent more often. WoohooooO!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:33 PM   #8
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DUCT TAAAAAAPPPEEE!!!!!!!!5
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:34 PM   #9
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Not only not dead, but my wake up call was morning whoopy!!!


I'm so so sorry
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:54 PM   #10
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I'm so so sorry
Jeez, thanks a bunch for reminding me how astonishingly drunk I used to get when I was younger and hornier. (

 
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