Reminds me of Chipotl-away.
."Not only will your dick fall off.....your finger will stink too....."
I've worried about that with my smaller _____ before, but I think even then I have more than 4".
Stick a coat hanger in it?
Bugs.
WTF.
Yep, they get in yer boling wort.
Yep, they get in your cooling wort.
Beer been make for boocoo years and then some. Bugs no dman prob@!!!!
Pples, brw de damed bre and be fukin hap[y! FUg de biug!
Remember what your mother said? Remember the Golden Rule? I want to modify it. If you can't be helpful, at least STFU.
A If you can't step up a yeast starter without it getting infected, perhaps you should consider taking up knitting for a hobby instead.
I am at the furthest point from my head that my hair has been in over ten years.
Revvy said:And you're a jealous biatch because I get more attention on here than you, and more folks on here think you are a bigger C@#ksucker than I am.
Not very christ-like, I'd venture to say.
Gentlemen, choose your handbags, take ten paces and start slapping. :cross:
...and their sycophants like 'brewtus may think. That is if you could actually think
I'm so proud.You, sir, are so lacking in couth you could piss off a buddhist high priest.
An affair insinuates an emotional connection. Pretty sure this is just plain jungle fvcking. You know, the kind that results in Monkey and Zebra call sounds.
Oh, wait, you've only seen that on-line.
starsan also works wonders on yuor junk.. after a "suspect" drunken encounter.
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Context doesn't matter. That's a memorable quote right there.
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i do like penn station...they have good meat
Yeah, you and Larry Craig both...
I'm sure you accompolish a lot in your job...the world runs on your back...
You are the true saints of this world having to deal with all the "are my compooter broken?" questions...and waay stupid operator errors.
i just diip the tip when sampling.
and make sure to pull it out before high krausen....
.............................i pull out mid-krausen! that way i can spill everywhere.
"See your problem is that you are low on sphinter fluid"
I don't know if that's an insult or not. When I'm sober, I'll read that again and either say "thank you" or ban you. I'll let you know which it is tomorrow. If I'm sober.
Night cap? That's how you start the night. You end it with hookers, blow, and a red-hot sausage (you'll understand the need for the sausage later; for now, just keep one handy).
...They are not removable, nor do they have any burrs on them. I guess I just squoze too hard
I just completely **** my pants. I'm not kidding. I was trying to get post #48489 out before hitting the bathroom. I'm not talking about a shart. I'm talking about a full on, cupping the *******, feeling a handful of poo fill the space, 7 inch diameter **** stain, 10 minute cleanup type of **** my pants.
The worst part...I was commando in my only pair of jeans.
The daily crap-nap is a must!
This one is a classic.
"Bitter" and "Mild' make great tattoos for lady's nipples though.
Of course, that was in the days when the preferred method of adding yeast was to float it on a piece of toast in the wort!
BBking: I go to my moms here in a few and thats where the real booty will be.
Oh yeah! :rockin:
Show us your tool already! Enough
That's what Mohammed said. And now look at what has become of it. a society enamoured by crotch rockets on airlines.
I just had a great idea. In the bottom left below the avatar, there is an "alert" icon to report a post to the mods if it doesn't belong on the site. We should see if the admin will add another button that we can use to report infection/Mr. Beer posts directly to Revvy.
would the stone ignore the scorpion in order to find peace?
wait.... oh hell, I'm channeling Zul'Jin again.
LOL...
I wish I could remember who posted the picture...I think it might have been yooper acutally.
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