The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

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So I learned to drink in Northern Germany, where Maibock is a much bigger deal than this Southern German "fest" of Oktoberfest (they cannot even hold it in the correct month - Southern Germans, what can you do...). Anyone do Maibock fests around here?

revelation said:

So I learned to drink in Northern Germany, where Maibock is a much bigger deal than this Southern German "fest" of Oktoberfest (they cannot even hold it in the correct month - Southern Germans, what can you do...). Anyone do Maibock fests around here?

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I heard the Bog Inn does.

Welcome to the thread. In order for us to process your application you'll need to submit a certified copy of a recent picture of your naked SWMBO, your bank account and your dog. That will satisfy me, Cape and Yeager, in that order. If it feels weired, forget the pic of the dog. We all think Yeager's weired too.

Oh. And a check for $250 and no. We don't take farkin' PayPal.

paulthenurse said:

Welcome to the thread. In order for us to process your application you'll need to submit a certified copy of a recent naked picture of your SWMBO, your bank account and your dog. That will satisfy me, Cape and Yeager, in that order. If it feels wired, forget the pic of the dog. We all think Yeager's wired too.

Oh. And a check for $250 and no. We don't take farkin' PayPal.

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I already gave all that to Cape at ABCF this year. If he didn't share, well, nothing I can do...

Well, except the dog thing. Dogs are for eating not keeping.

Although, I am waiting on a payment of money from this Nigerian business guy, so can you hold out on that $250...

Wait... what??

revelation said:

Dogs are for eating not keeping.

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You're Chinese? Cool!! Do you know Chairman Mao?

Cape Brewing said:

Wait... what??

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He dragged you into it. We met at ABCF. I work part time for another MA beer company as event staff.

paulthenurse said:

You're Chinese? Cook. Do you know Chairman Mao?

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Not Chinese, just not a fan of dogs. As for Chairman Mao, he paired well with a hoppy pilsner.

So lets see.


You're a dog eatin' asshat from away who hangs out with Cape while pouring somebody else's beer.

You'll fit right in.

Well, when you put it that way, I also homebrew. Usually about 10 to 20 gallons per month. Enough to keep my keggerator full. Because some dude keeps sneaking into my house at night and drinking my kegs dry!

Are you folks at BogIron selling bottles now, or still just refills? I've been meaning to stop by but I've been out of town for the last several Saturdays.

It's a drag having to go to all of those NAMBLA meetings. On the bright side, you will get to meet Yeager there. He'll be the one handing out the blueberry beer to the kiddies.

Thunder_Chicken said:

Are you folks at BogIron selling bottles now, or still just refills? I've been meaning to stop by but I've been out of town for the last several Saturdays.

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You're welcome to one of our bottles if you're looking for a fill.

This is my Favorite time of the year. Hockey Season

Hockey season rocks.

ComcastWineRookie said:

This is my Favorite time of the year. Hockey Season

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Yes. That time of year when the Blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

hawksbrewer said:

yes. That time of year when the blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

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ha!

HawksBrewer said:

Yes. That time of year when the Blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

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Seriously? You hang around here for months on end, sifting through all of the BS for the one single ridiculous opportunity to make some stupid remark about hockey?

Really?

Rookies might not be the biggest dbag on this thread after all.


( No Rookie, making some inane remark now about how you like puppies won't change anyone's opinion. Please stop trying so hard to not be a dbag. We all see through the act.

Yeah, the role of Dbag has been filled on this thread several times over.

Me!!! Me!!!!! It's me!!!!!!!!! I'm the biggest dbag on here by a country mile.

Yea me!!!!!!

FWIW, Cape is a close second. Hats off to Cape!!!!

paulthenurse said:

Seriously? You hang around here for months on end, sifting through all of the BS for the one single ridiculous opportunity to make some stupid remark about hockey?

Really?

Rookies might not be the biggest dbag on this thread after all.

( No Rookie, making some inane remark now about how you like puppies won't change anyone's opinion. Please stop trying so hard to not be a dbag. We all see through the act.

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I actually took a new position traveling so I haven't been on HBT for a month or two. I thought it was a glorious return to the masshole thread though

I didn't realize this was a competition. Any advice on how to practice and get into "threadshape"? I assume that drinking a lot and only posting drunk is a good start but where do you go from there?

You're off to a good start. Don't forget to question all of your friends sexual orientations, their wife's fidelity,their children's intelligence and the car they drive. You'll fit right in

Two minutes into the season and your Hawks are acting line Italian soccer players. That was a penalty? Is this hockey or whist?

paulthenurse said:

Two minutes into the season and your Hawks are acting line Italian soccer players. That was a penalty? Is this hockey or whist?

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All I heard was GOOOAAAALLLLLLL.

Sorry. Did you say something?

Lucky goal....

My Italian soccer player reference = validated. Carry on.

HawksBrewer said:

All I heard was GOOOAAAALLLLLLL.

Sorry. Did you say something?

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I didn't know who exactly to root for in this game however you made the choice easy.

Melana said:

I didn't know who exactly to root for in this game however you made the choice easy.

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Happy to help! I'm surprised the capitals aren't forloughed to be honest

I'm thinking for this game I'll go both ways.

Melana said:

...I'll go both ways.

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I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

the_bird said:

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

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Take it however you get it...

the_bird said:

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

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Is the_wife down with that? I keep it real with my wife, but whatever floats your boat.

the_bird said:

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

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At very least.... When you take my quotes out of context PLEASE spell my name correctly!

HawksBrewer said:

Is the_wife down with that? I keep it real with my wife, but whatever floats your boat.

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Real what?

paulthenurse said:

You're off to a good start. Don't forget to question all of your friends sexual orientations, their wife's fidelity,their children's intelligence and the car they drive. You'll fit right in

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Wait, y'all have sex? I thought that was why your wives snuck around with other men. Or were they hoping for kids that don't drool into their cereal? And you folks have cars? I thought that type of luxury was beyond your means.



Something like that? Does that mean I graduate or was that too easy....

revelation said:

Wait, y'all have sex? I thought that was why your wives snuck around with other men. Or were they hoping for kids that don't drool into their cereal? And you folks have cars? I thought that type of luxury was beyond your means.

Something like that? Does that mean I graduate or was that too easy....

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Well... Not with each other.... Except for maybe BigJohn and I... But don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Some of us have multiple cars.

You really want to graduate from Masshole U?

Naw, just like playing an ass on the Internet.