The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Watching Red Sox doing damage in Game 4 of the World Series.
They had never won a world series game after being down 4 runs...

Reruns? Put some boxing on or something man.

Not a fan of outright pugilism, I like my brutality more nuanced...

Hoppy2 into pugilism,...figures..

Back in the day, I went to many fights in Madison Square Garden and traveled a bit with our local Jr Welterweight champ. Boxing is dangerous enough, but the MMA bouts are basically brutal street fights. I’m not a fan of that at all.
I’m pretty sure basketball was on last night as well, March madness BS.

That was a crazy second period in Tampa Bay. Goalie without a stick for what seemed like a full minute defending a man-down situation, then the defense stuck in the B's end forever with a D-man sans his stick and only a post-to-post clanger by the Lightning to show for it.

Bs up 4-2 against the #1 team in the league....

[edit] But not for long. Sheesh, our 2 on 1s turn into their goals! TB has a hella good team...

Fighting with sticks... very nuanced.

You were just waiting for an opening, weren't you
But you should actually watch a game...

day_trippr said:

You were just waiting for an opening, weren't you
But you should actually watch a game...

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Maybe, but you can’t fault me for capitalizing on an opportunity. I have watched hockey, and I know some people that feel disappointed if a brawl doesn’t break out during the game. I let hubby drag me to various sporting events on occasion. He feels happy and there's usually beer so win win.

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OMG that looks a little like Scott!

Methinks Scott is a little taller ...

Compared to you worms are tall.

Said the little round guy...

Some woman like a man hung like a can of tuna fish.



If you know of any PM me.

Waaay off topic for this thread; but I had a good brew day today.

paulthenurse said:

Some woman like a man hung like a can of tuna fish.



If you know of any PM me.

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You know this how?

How bout them Red Sox?

Pitching looks good.I see smooth sailing to the World Series.

Tipsy McStagger said:

Pitching looks good.I see smooth sailing to the World Series.

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In duck boats just before under reported weather event....?

Could I just live at the Abbey? There's a sheet two. Is this friday?

Gotta love the Abbey. That tap list is killer. I'd be doing as many flights as they'd let me

Flights are for p*ssies!!!

Did you have Mott?

Would it be weird to ask if I could be your roommate?

Hoppy2bmerry said:

Did you have Mott?

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Wasn't gonna get it but was my first order while I pondered. Aged well from April 2018. Got better. The Praire was very good.

Had another good brew day today, crankin the lagers while the cellar is cold.

Shark Week's right around the corner. What's the seal count down there?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Flights are for p*ssies!!!

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Yeah, fine, but still, I'd want to taste everything and not get arrested in the offing...

Cheers!

You Uber Bro?

Out here in the boonies? Never even tried...

day_trippr said:

Out here in the boonies? Never even tried...

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Whole new world out there DT. Now you have numerous serial killers or people looking to avoid their spousal units out there looking to pick you up at all hours of the night. Use to be a time when you'd call a local cab co. out here and they'd ask you what week youd like to be picked up. Those days are long gone. I'm waiting for the day of the autonomous vehicle to pick me up w/out driver. Don't worry. I worked on the chip to pick you up. It's smaller than your fingernail. Ur welcome.

Leaving aside the potential of being disappeared by a ride share psychopath, I don't do passenger very well

Sounds like you're a driver

The one and only Yooper is returning to Massachusetts!

Is she suing Paulie for that pizza?

Anything is possible!

What's her ETA?

HB CON?

Hoppy2bmerry said:

HB CON?

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The weekend prior to HB Con. Perhaps we should have an early Masstoberfest