Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Oh man... Brady/Peyton in one game and a rematch of the Hawks and Packers in one afternoon? The NFL would completely spoo all over itself.

HoppyDaze said:

New England Patriots 1-6 ATS last 7 playoff games

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Seriously? What kind of trash talk is that?

"It's too difficult to talk shìt about the Patriots' actual playoff record, so look at how many times Vegas thought they were even better!!!11!1ONE~"

emjay said:

Seriously? What kind of trash talk is that?

"It's too difficult to talk shìt about the Patriots' actual playoff record, so look at how many times Vegas thought they were even better!!!11!1ONE~"

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We considered the always moronic source and - as always - ignored him...

Cheers!

PackerfaninSanDiego said:

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you are the worst kind of fan

motobrewer said:

you are the worst kind of fan

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Wow, gotta agree with Moto. Is this now the obnoxious football trash picture thread? I mean WTF.

I'm at the Denver airport. Lots of *****y people on manning jerseys.

emjay said:

Seriously? What kind of trash talk is that?

"It's too difficult to talk shìt about the Patriots' actual playoff record, so look at how many times Vegas thought they were even better!!!11!1ONE~"

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Settle down. It simply means they under perform compared to expectations. For reals

LoL!!!!!!!

You guys are too much.

Cape Brewing said:

LoL!!!!!!!

You guys are too much.

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Aren't you supposed to be fondling with your meat now?

Pigs in the brine. It wont go into the pit until about midnight tonight.

I gotta get my azz in gear and start making the andouille.

Instead of turkey, duck, etc., I am stuffing it with four kinds of sausage (linguica, chorico, andouille and hot italian) and then sealing the chest cavity with two beef briskets.

I just bought a ticket to Mass Cape im on my way over for that feast

I don't think that's true.

I may have missed it, but is Hoppy going to ATL for the game? Or is he hanging out with you this weekend Cape?

He's got a better chance of getting an audience with the Pope while wearing leather chaps and a ball gag

Dont doubt me Cape ive got a Wilson jersey im bringing just for yoy

I can get a direct flight and be there by 7p EST. An hour to Cape's house, gets me there just in time for for the Packer game. $732 is a bit pricey but what the heck.

HoppyDaze said:

Settle down. It simply means they under perform compared to expectations. For reals

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actually, it means you have an even less understanding of math than we previously realized.

i mean f--king seriously

Cape, if the ravens beat the broncos, grab me an extra ticket, and I will come down with a cooler full of heady topper. I also happen to have a full cow and pig in the freezer, so I could probably whip something up.

bluemoose said:

Cape, if the ravens beat the broncos, grab me an extra ticket, and I will come down with a cooler full of heady topper. I also happen to have a full cow and pig in the freezer, so I could probably whip something up.

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Warp cow around pig stuff with sausage, bacon and stuffing.

Go bananas.

HoppyDaze said:

Settle down. It simply means they under perform compared to expectations. For reals

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You're using too many big words for most of this crowd, Hoppy.

Hey guys, Richard Sherman is a first team all pro cb

Hopefully the All pro Corner gets shred by the non-All Pro Falcons receivers.

Ravens looking good

At first I was being facetious but damn

HoppyDaze said:

Hey guys, Richard Sherman is a first team all pro cb

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... who got slapped like a *****

Cape Brewing said:

... who got slapped like a *****

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Only because Trent Williams hits like a girl.

The B in Bailey stands for Burned.

ChshreCat said:

Only because Trent Williams hits like a girl.

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A girl who slapped Dick Sherman like a *****

I didn't think the Ravens were gonna hang in there this late. Good for them..

that was f'ing awesome.

Wow!!! What a game..

Dataz is absolutely power-masturbating right now.

teeth clenched... The whole bit

I predict a sharp sell-off of Champ Bailey stock...

Cheers!

At least they're waiting on the GB/SF game. Good for them.

Bulls Beers said:

Wow!!! What a game..

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Yeah it is! I thought for sure the Broncs were going to just take the game from the start.

Why wouldn't they have kept letting Flacco throw..Stupid.

Nice throw kapernick. Pick 6 GB

I hope all the games are this good. This is a very entertaining game..

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Not an interception!! Damn You Peyton!

Ha ha. Donkeys are going to lose because manning throws an interception.