pizzaman
Well-Known Member
The prick that lives across the street from me is just about on my last nerve. He and his little whore each own a mustang which, in my opinion, is the ugliest and most overpurchased car in texas, often driven by fat ugly mexican women whenever they're not ruining the roads in their minivans...digress. Several times a day Every Day, one of the morons start their car and sit there for a minute revving the engine with their stupid ****ing loud-ass mufflers making all kinds of noise, then when they finally decide he/she's made enough noise they pull out into the street and peel out down the road, making sure to wake up anything and everything within a mile of him.
So what the **** do I do with these morons. He's a big black dude with a full ****ing gym in his garage, sits there all day just lifting weights, she's a little hoochie-momma, probably living off his drug-monies. I've thought about sneaking over there and tossing a bunch of roofing nails into their driveway just for kicks. Anyone have any better/more insane ideas?
So what the **** do I do with these morons. He's a big black dude with a full ****ing gym in his garage, sits there all day just lifting weights, she's a little hoochie-momma, probably living off his drug-monies. I've thought about sneaking over there and tossing a bunch of roofing nails into their driveway just for kicks. Anyone have any better/more insane ideas?