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Just Watched a new (2009) movie that was GOD AWFUL and an insult to my intelligence. Its called Polar Storm and it has the father from Heroes in it (Noah Bennet)

Honest, insult to your intelligence. Watch it.
 
JohnnyO said:
RAD, Gleaming the Cube, North Shore, Back to the Beach, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Beat Street.

The list goes on....
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RAD is awesome. Lori Loughlin (from Full House) and partner dance on BMX bikes to the song Send Me an Angel during a high school dance. What could be better? Sadly, it is a little hard to come by. Surf II is also an excellent movie that has long been out of print. After watching that movie, you'll have a whole new respect for Buzz Cola (which is featured prominently in the Simpsons).
 
MrVagabond said:
Thanks for sticking up for Campbell. That's a great film. I'm actually surprised at the number of classic films that many here consider "bad"!

Also, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
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Don't get me wrong... I love Bruce Campbell. Evil Dead and Army of Darkness are great. I just didn't like Bubba Ho-Tep. Seemed tired and old, like Elvis in the movie. You guys all seem to like it. Maybe I'll have to watch it again, I could have been in a bad mood when I watched it.

Don't think I saw it before, but how about Krull? Or Beastmaster?

Terje
 
i have two for you .... Robot Holocaust, better if you are drunk couldn't make it through the first 30 min sober.

Teenage Nymphoid in Dinosaur Hell.

enjoy.
 
Too lazy to search and see if it was mentioned already but I just saw Pet Cemetery 2 on TV and it was amazing. Does anybody know if it's censored at all?
 
gratus fermentatio said:
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Amazon Women On The Moon, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, The Survivalist, Rock & Rule, The Land That Time Forgot, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Deathlands, Star Trek 5, Swamp Thing, Omega Man, Barbarella, etc...
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OMEGA MAN..... Blasphemy!!!!! :D

But it did get me thinking.

All the planet of the apes (originals)
Soylant Green
Boy when you get to thinking about some of the movies Charlton Heston made kinda averages out the whole 10 comadments, Ben Hur kinda thing :D

Don't forget Vincent Price

The Tingler
Diary of a Madman
House of Usher
 
gratus fermentatio said:
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Amazon Women On The Moon, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, The Survivalist, Rock & Rule, The Land That Time Forgot, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Deathlands, Star Trek 5, Swamp Thing, Omega Man, Barbarella, etc...
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I can't believe it took until 117 posts to get to Amazon Women. It's the first thing I thought of.

OK, how about Malibu Express, and Hard Ticket to Hawaii?
 
EvilTOJ said:
How about They Live ? It's a horribly awesome movie.
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I entered a Christmas beer into a competition that I named "I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass ... and I'm all out of candy canes".

The beer scored a 42 in the specialty beer category yet did not place.

I don't think they liked the name.
 
Ok, on advice from someone on this forum (ok, maybe not at the advice of, but maybe more like the warning of) I watched Eraserhead.

WTF??

I don't get it. Maybe they handed out LSD at the theaters or something. Def a trippy movie. The whole deformed creature baby thing? WTF?






WTF?
 
Homercidal said:
Ok, on advice from someone on this forum (ok, maybe not at the advice of, but maybe more like the warning of) I watched Eraserhead.

WTF??

I don't get it. Maybe they handed out LSD at the theaters or something. Def a trippy movie. The whole deformed creature baby thing? WTF?






WTF?
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IT's an epic film. I've seen it three times, creeps me the hell out! Brilliant stuff though.
 
I had a huge list typed up and went to post it but I was timed out and had to sign back in and lost the whole post. I'm not gonna bother retyping everything, just a few for you.

The Room- Considered by a lot of people to be the worst movie ever made.

American Ninja 1 & 2- Hilariously bad late 80's, early 90's cheesy action flicks.

Ninja Assassin- laughed the whole way thru this gem.

LOTS of Mystery Science Theater movies are worth watching without the commentary because they're so bad-

Space Mutiny
TimeChasers
Soultaker
The Starfighters
Werewolf
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Hobgoblins
Mitchell
The Final Sacrifice

I have to stop myself or I'll go on all day.

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EvilTOJ said:
How about They Live ? It's a horribly awesome movie.
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John Carpenter FTW. How bout Ghosts of Mars, Escape From New York and LA, Prince of Darkness...
 
Maybe I missed in the 11+ pages but how about Battlefield Earth. That one sucked pretty hard. I also hear that the New Clash of the Titans will be up for this category once it hits DVD.
 
Someone may have already mentioned these in the previous 15 pages, but they deserve repeating regardless:

- Army of Darkness
- Death Race 2000
- Bad Taste (peter jackson)
 
BeerObot9000 said:
I had a huge list typed up and went to post it but I was timed out and had to sign back in and lost the whole post. I'm not gonna bother retyping everything, just a few for you.

The Room- Considered by a lot of people to be the worst movie ever made.

American Ninja 1 & 2- Hilariously bad late 80's, early 90's cheesy action flicks.

Ninja Assassin- laughed the whole way thru this gem.

LOTS of Mystery Science Theater movies are worth watching without the commentary because they're so bad-

Space Mutiny
TimeChasers
Soultaker
The Starfighters
Werewolf
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Hobgoblins
Mitchell
The Final Sacrifice

I have to stop myself or I'll go on all day.
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Epic list!!! Thank you!!! Going to have to look some of those up and others I've already seen.
 
We get THIS channel over the air (digital) and yes the name of the channel is THIS.

Here is the link: http://www.thistv.com/

Go through their list of movies and schedule to find serious number of HORRIBLE movies!! Most of them are really old and usually one of the first movies for many popular actors.

Have fun! :D
 
ok - I just read all 16 pages. Must be the Bombay gin straight from the freezer...

So many bad movies though - one could never see them all in a lifetime. How about:

Tremors
Cherry 2000


Are you all too young to remember the B films at the drive-in with Vincent Price? All the sequels of Godzilla? The numerous variations on Christopher Lee as Dracula? The Blaxploitation movies:

Blacula
Black Mama, White Mama
Cleopatra Jones
Get Christie Love
The Avenging Disco Godfather
 
summersolstice said:
Are you all too young to remember the B films at the drive-in with Vincent Price? All the sequels of Godzilla? The numerous variations on Christopher Lee as Dracula? The Blaxploitation movies:

Blacula
Black Mama, White Mama
Cleopatra Jones
Get Christie Love
The Avenging Disco Godfather
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Or the not to be missed Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold. Funny movies after a few homebrews.
 
BeerObot9000 said:
I had a huge list typed up and went to post it but I was timed out and had to sign back in and lost the whole post. I'm not gonna bother retyping everything, just a few for you.

The Room- Considered by a lot of people to be the worst movie ever made.

American Ninja 1 & 2- Hilariously bad late 80's, early 90's cheesy action flicks.

Ninja Assassin- laughed the whole way thru this gem.

LOTS of Mystery Science Theater movies are worth watching without the commentary because they're so bad-

Space Mutiny
TimeChasers
Soultaker
The Starfighters
Werewolf
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Hobgoblins
Mitchell
The Final Sacrifice

I have to stop myself or I'll go on all day.

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John Carpenter FTW. How bout Ghosts of Mars, Escape From New York and LA, Prince of Darkness...
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A bunch of guys from this board got together and rented the Room complete with a drinking game.

Synovia said:
Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas IN...

MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/



At one point, the Shark eats a 747. At cruising altitude.
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awesome movie.
 
Oh yeah just remembered "Hell comes to Frogtown" with Rowdy Roddy Piper horrible and classic
 

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