You really need to rent a Documentary called American Movie. It is about a guy named Mark Borchardt who tries to make a really, really bad movie (Coven and Northwest).
Names of some horrible movies needed
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bierhaus15
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And I thought I was the only one lucky enough to lay eyes on this masterpiece.
Though if documentaries are your thing, these three are pure gold!
Darkon
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
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Evets
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What? I may have to turn in my man card, but I've actually always sort of liked this movie. I always get laid at the end.
How about "Fiend without a face", 1958 or "Teenagers from outer space" 1959? And who could forget Patty McCormack in "The Bad Seed" 1956?
gratus fermentatio
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Space Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone But in all fairness, it does have a young, cute & hot Molly Ringwold.
Phase 4
Day of the Triffids
Amazon Women on the Moon
It came From Beneath the Sea
The Valley of Gwangi
Quills Just a quick FYI on this, it deals with the true story of the Marquis De Sade.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
My Name is Trinity Or any of the "Trinity" trilogy (no, it's NOT religious).
The Land That Time Forgot
The People That Time Forgot
At The Earth's Core
This list should keep you busy for a while. Regards, GF.
Phase 4
Day of the Triffids
Amazon Women on the Moon
It came From Beneath the Sea
The Valley of Gwangi
Quills Just a quick FYI on this, it deals with the true story of the Marquis De Sade.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
My Name is Trinity Or any of the "Trinity" trilogy (no, it's NOT religious).
The Land That Time Forgot
The People That Time Forgot
At The Earth's Core
This list should keep you busy for a while. Regards, GF.
summersolstice
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There's a British actor who had a few lead roles - but many more supporting roles - named Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin in the original Star Wars film). Nearly all of the dozens of movies he was in could easily fall into the "Bad Movie" category.
Brew-Happy
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Out of the need for mindless activity, here is the compiled list of this thread. Yeah, yeah... I wanted something do besides think :cross:
If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it
Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.
If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it
Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.
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I've got a couple more:
Anaconda
The Fly II - the one with Eric Stoltz as the "son" of the original Fly.
Crash (the one with James Spader, not the academy award winner) - Sex and car crashes.
Starcrash - David Hasselhof with a lightsaber. Seriously.
Anaconda
The Fly II - the one with Eric Stoltz as the "son" of the original Fly.
Crash (the one with James Spader, not the academy award winner) - Sex and car crashes.
Starcrash - David Hasselhof with a lightsaber. Seriously.
NO! I DEMAND you take Spaceballs OFF that LIST!
Or I will fire a warning shot across your nose!
Or I will fire a warning shot across your nose!
Brew-Happy
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LOL! I didn't submit it. I actually like it myself.
I just copy and pasted what everyone has posted up to this point. Don't shoot the messenger (Paster in this case)!
Blasphemy. That's a great movie. The subsequent ones, however, sucked.
It's one of those cult followed movies, like the Living Dead series (I own em all too)
But you have to admit, cinematography, acting, etc., wise.. it is a pretty bad move, though I love the hell out of it. I saw it first when I was a kid, but it gets so much better after a few drinks!
But you have to admit, cinematography, acting, etc., wise.. it is a pretty bad move, though I love the hell out of it. I saw it first when I was a kid, but it gets so much better after a few drinks!
bknifefight
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TROLL 2!
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BeerObot9000
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No problem man, glad to help out a fellow bad movie buff.
Would you mind telling me the rules of this game? Also, have you heard the RiffTrax with it? Haven't heard the whole thing but sounds like they do a good job...
+1 or 2 or whatever. Great documentary, actually kind of depressing.
Out of the need for mindless activity, here is the compiled list of this thread. Yeah, yeah... I wanted something do besides think :cross:
If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it
Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.
Thank you for this list. You just saved me a lot of work.
Yea, I know exactly what you mean. His friend Mike was sorta sad. The one f'ed up by drugs.
BeerObot9000
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Mostly sad for me because I know a lot of guys like that. I actually had one friend EXACTLY like that- sounds the same when he talks, acts the same, same mannerisms and all for the same reason. I hate to see old friends go down like that...
But still a very funny movie, don't let us deter you from watching.
I wonder if Netflix has Zombie Strippers. That looks like a masterpiece if you ask me.
BeerObot9000
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I've seen it on the instant queue before but it was a while ago. May be still on there...
OT nice sig. I sometimes repeat the same thing over a few times.
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imaguitargod
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Out of the need for mindless activity, here is the compiled list of this thread. Yeah, yeah... I wanted something do besides think :cross:
If I missed yours, well copy this out and fix it
Pretty long list of terrible movies. If someone had the $ and time, you could create a movie company called Craptastic Films with the intention of making bad movies. You could make hundreds of dollars.
Dude, you rule. I edited my first post in this thread and added your compilation.
Brew-Happy
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No problem. Friday was a day I wanted to mentally veg out. This definitely helped
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I love the list! It looks like I have seen a lot of them, I guess I am a bad movie fanatic!
I have another one to add to the list ******Wizard of Gore*******
on a side note I have been enjoying the Syfy channel movies like Gargoyle, Cyclops, ect. I now set the DVR to record the syfy saturday movie!
I have another one to add to the list ******Wizard of Gore*******
on a side note I have been enjoying the Syfy channel movies like Gargoyle, Cyclops, ect. I now set the DVR to record the syfy saturday movie!
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imaguitargod
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Please remove American Movie. I suggested it as a great movie about a guy making a bad movie. Doesn't belong on your list unless someone else panned it.
thataintchicken
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Best ever.
Black Santa's Revenge.
Black Santa's Revenge.
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Brew-Happy
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By request, I have removed American Movie and Spaceballs from my list. Sorry about the confusion.
BeerObot9000
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Saw a good one last night- Dead Snow
Norwegian horror-comedy that is intentionally funny. In the vein of Evil Dead (almost the same plot), even some references to alot of those classics. Extremely gory.
Actually had a couple scary parts too.
Also it's available on the Netflix instant queue.
Norwegian horror-comedy that is intentionally funny. In the vein of Evil Dead (almost the same plot), even some references to alot of those classics. Extremely gory.
Actually had a couple scary parts too.
Also it's available on the Netflix instant queue.
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imaguitargod
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I've been wanting to see Dead Snow for a while. It's the gore thing that's kind of keeping me away. Is it like, Friday the 13th gory or is it like facemelting, people getting torn apart gory?
Penguin
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i didnt see Panic Room in there anywhere. LOL
BeerObot9000
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Definitely the latter. It is EXTREMELY gory, possibly the goriest movie I've ever seen.
However it's not like "Hostel" gory where everything seems realistic. It's very obviously fake so it didn't bother me too much.
Brew-Happy
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I had to post this one here. I saw a portion of a movie called Hercules (1983) with Lou Ferrigno.
Talk about horrible acting, terrible cinematography, and weird/plot!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085672/
It was a melding of modern science and mythology. uggh.
Talk about horrible acting, terrible cinematography, and weird/plot!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085672/
It was a melding of modern science and mythology. uggh.
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Penguin
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watched the most awful yet somehow not movie.
Class Of Nuke Em High
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BeerObot9000
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I watched Troll 2 for the first time last night. I've slept it over and thought about it for a while... I think it is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Awesomely bad.
Awesomely bad.
