DavidSteel
Well-Known Member
So I live in a dorm and I was waiting for the elevator to go back up to my floor. When the door opened, there was a girl I recognized in there so I say "EY lady! (george carlin style) and she was like "Hey, it's you! get in here!" (it was going down). I got in and she asked if I wanted any alcohol and presented her Styrofoam cup to me, saying it was gin mixed with something. I said, "Nah, I'm all good" and she moved on to proclaim that she was already drunk (7 p.m.) and she has been drinking every day. Making conversation, I said "yeah, me too pretty much; been drinking my homebrew" and she was like "AH YEAH! You make your ****, I gotta try that; you gotta teach me how to do that!". I told her that she should try it. I told her I've got a regular oatmeal stout and a coffee hazelnut oatmeal stout. Being a woman she said, "oooooh! Hazelnut!" and I asked her which one she'd like to try and she said "the hazelnut 
".
We get to my room and I hand her the bottle and I gave her the run-down: it's not refrigerated yet, so you'll need to refrigerate it. Keep in mind this is an oatmeal stout and it should be drank at around 55 degrees, so let it warm or don't refrigerate it for too long. Also, make sure you keep it upright and pour it into a glass, leaving about half an inch of liquid behind; these are bottle conditioned so there is a small layer of yeast on the bottom. I could tell by the look on her face that she thought I was a bit odd or blew right past her. She was probably thinking, "it's just a beer, right?!". Hahaha.
Well anyway, I asked where she was going and she said "just going outside to be social" and I said well, I can put the beer in the freezer for you and that way you can drink it in the proper glass and enjoy it right here, should only take 30 minutes. She said sure and we talked for about 10 minutes until she got a phone call and needed to meet someone. I told her that I guess I could pour the beer into a styrofoam cup for her and she said "nah dude, I'll look crazy walking around with 2 cups!" and I was like "oh yeah... well..." and she said "it's cool, I can just put it in my- oh, that right, I can't put it on it's side, can I?" to which I said, "well, not really.. well, you can just come back for it". We exchanged numbers and she said she'd give me a call later.
I don't know if I should feel strange for not just giving her the beer and letting her do with it what she will or strange/happy about getting a number and POSSIBLY talking/meeting up with her later.
That's what I get for being "correct" about my beer, hahaha!
Edit:
This story must be the most successful troll post on this forum. It is just a story. Pro-tip: take it with a grain of salt, there are a lot of "fabrications" to enhance the story
".We get to my room and I hand her the bottle and I gave her the run-down: it's not refrigerated yet, so you'll need to refrigerate it. Keep in mind this is an oatmeal stout and it should be drank at around 55 degrees, so let it warm or don't refrigerate it for too long. Also, make sure you keep it upright and pour it into a glass, leaving about half an inch of liquid behind; these are bottle conditioned so there is a small layer of yeast on the bottom. I could tell by the look on her face that she thought I was a bit odd or blew right past her. She was probably thinking, "it's just a beer, right?!". Hahaha.
Well anyway, I asked where she was going and she said "just going outside to be social" and I said well, I can put the beer in the freezer for you and that way you can drink it in the proper glass and enjoy it right here, should only take 30 minutes. She said sure and we talked for about 10 minutes until she got a phone call and needed to meet someone. I told her that I guess I could pour the beer into a styrofoam cup for her and she said "nah dude, I'll look crazy walking around with 2 cups!" and I was like "oh yeah... well..." and she said "it's cool, I can just put it in my- oh, that right, I can't put it on it's side, can I?" to which I said, "well, not really.. well, you can just come back for it". We exchanged numbers and she said she'd give me a call later.
I don't know if I should feel strange for not just giving her the beer and letting her do with it what she will or strange/happy about getting a number and POSSIBLY talking/meeting up with her later.
That's what I get for being "correct" about my beer, hahaha!
Edit:
This story must be the most successful troll post on this forum. It is just a story. Pro-tip: take it with a grain of salt, there are a lot of "fabrications" to enhance the story
