The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Ah, I get it now.
Dirt floor = no space for more dead hookers
Blast furnace = no need for burials
Well played, Paul...

Cheers!

balrog said:

@Hoppy2bmerry , your story hit a nerve; my late Dad was 2 pack a day until mid 60s and had to give it up, along with go low cholesterol and wheat free all the same year. I was in grad school on the other side of the Appalachians but the stories from home about his moods were frightful.

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I hear you, it’s nearly traumatic what smoking can do to a family dynamic. From your Dad‘s perspective it must have seemed awfully unfair to make so many changes in a short period of time. Sorry you went through that.

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So one day you’ll go it there and see your tools in the dirt wondering WTF happened while a fat raccoon sits it the corner laughing it’s ass off. Is air flow for the forge worth all that?

Work in progress. I took a few weeks off. Cut me some slack. There isn't a deadline to be completed

A guy makes one random comment about how a particular yeast chuggs thru anything up to and including assorted dead hookers and no one seems to want to forget it.

Luckily I bought a case of the stuff and the evidence is long gone.

I thought you could use some nutmeg concoction for that. Maybe that's only when Lucy Liu is involved.

Happy National Beer Day, Bitches!

This is the website about beer right?

And to you
It's a little early for me but don't let that stop you

I know, and it’s Good Friday too, to bad I dumped the last 2 bottles of scallop stout… oh wait, most beer is meatless, but hubby frowned when I wished him a happy beer day this morning and grumbled. Hot cross buns anyone?

Nope not me thank you. First off. I'm watching a little ones today, second I'm doing keto. I haven't had a beer since St. Patrick's Day.
I miss my friend Beer

Your friend Beer misses you too.

I had to look up keto to see what it was, seems I'm almost there tonight , except for the potatoes and the beer. ;]

Still can't decide if dinner was roasted or baked, if I can keep my doubts to that I'll count myself lucky.

I'd suggest that a smidge more looking up might be in order.

Nice looking brew though!

Never get tired of seeing this picture

wrt A-Rod, this has always been one of my favorites



btw, who left the thermostat on 87°F today ffs! Too hot too early!

Yeah. 28 the other night and 90 today. Spring is awesome.

And turn down the friggin pollen generator, please.

OK @paulthenurse , hurry and finish the Smithy Shed of The Seven Gables so you can start work on this next exciting project! You will have to figure out where the local breweries are so you can fling folks there.

Brian has a net set up on the other side of the hardware store. But, being Brian, he's going the full Monty with a cannon. If there is a god in heaven Yeager will be the projectile.

Probably need a step ladder to get up unto that thing, so you know I won't be a projectile.

Probably a good idea

Chickens you say ...

Yoda says"May the fourth with you be!"

"And May the Fifth With Tacos Be!"

If this crappy rainy cold weather doesn't change fast I'm never going to be able to whack down the lawn. I swear I hear "Welcome to the Jungle" when I step into the yard now.

I managed to flay the yard yesterday morning-ish before the latest batch of rain rolled through, had all the gas powered stuff out making noise and scattering the wildlife. Spousal Unit had been lobbying for No Mow May but after No Mow April it was already looking disreputable and as I won't be able to ride the tractor for a month as of this morning's date with a surgeon it was yesterday or June...

Cheers!

I remember the immortal words of my late great father: "I don't mow the yard; isn't that why I had kids?"

It didn't work out for me that way.

Yeah, when I was growing up it was my job to mow the yard, which often conflicted with my relationships with the neighborhood kids. Even so that was just a quarter acre lot, and a third of that was treed. We're on 1-1/2 acres and aside from the house and driveway and our ~1/8th acre pond it's mostly ersatz "lawn", which is to say "cultured weeds mixed with occasional grass patches". I decided early on I wouldn't saddle my sons with that, and besides, I slap on a pair of can-style headphones and listen to my tunes and pretty much just let my brain shut down for a couple/few hours as I ride the tractor around.

When I was still working I especially welcomed the brain shut-down part. Still do though it's less a prescriptive necessity now

Cheers!

This was before my first mow this year and I managed to get another one in before traveling to a town nearish you. But the belt separated when I was nearly finished. So I have that to look forward to once I return.

Sadly, lawn work is significant part of revenue for my company, so comment on this is not recreational for me. However, I have been drinking and am board,,, so;

Suffice it to say, I like my lawn semi scraggy with lots of flowering weeds, but most of my clients are not that relaxed.

The worst are the old guys who have been spent decades watching "lawn poisoning programs to impress neighbors" commercials with their sports games on TV.

Equipment I use is somewhat different, as my mowers cost $10K each, and perform accordingly. They do require weekly maintenance to preform well, which sadly again, is up to me.

My advice to anyone with small lawn and using a 21 inch push mower is to buy a good battery one next time the gasoline one goes kaput. Also, my company is now using sthill comercial battery string timmers, big improvemet over two stroke (or even the four stroke hondas) lighter, less stinky, quiet, no gas mix, or if running four stroke trimmers, no bi weekly oil change ...

Enjoy mowing your lawn this year, consider using ear protection and sharpening blade once in a while. ;]

I always use my headphones. Music much nicer than engine noise. And I have two sets of mulch blades and 3 sets of high lift bagger blades and the bench grinder to sharpen them in batches.

No intention of going electric yet - heck, I finally bought a leaf blower just last year (Stihl BR800 C-E quasi four cycle) mostly for fall cleanup. Property is too big to invest in all electric gear at consumer prices quite yet imo...

Cheers!

It looks like it's gonna be a decent weekend. Maybe I'll finally get to mow my jungle. Probably gonna gave to mow twice, once with the deck at full height before doing it again at regular height.

Dland said:

sharpening blade once in a while

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+1 to this.

homebeerbrewer said:

It looks like it's gonna be a decent weekend. Maybe I'll finally get to mow my jungle. Probably gonna gave to mow twice, once with the deck at full height before doing it again at regular height.

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A little high is it?

After mowing…

Tripper, hope your surgery goes well.

I admit to being a punk and paying someone to do my yard for the past few years. I have so many other things to do that I'm happy to pay to get it done. Then he up and moved. Damn. Think I found somebody new, we'll see if he shows up

Thanks, it apparently went better than expected so the surgeon decided he didn't need to install a drain.
So I'm teetering around in a rigid brace for two weeks. Can't do much more than that. Could be worse...

Cheers!

Last stop for cinco de drinko was Worm Town in Foxborough - good beers nice peeps.

smurfjuicebrew said:

A little high is it?

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You put an extra word in that question: little. Even with the deck at full height, it was hard to mow.

Happy Early Mother's Day
To all you mothers out there
(and to all you moms, too)