The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

Hey Az....

Check out the sweet haircut I got today....

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Tommish.

Can we just go back to you farktards wishing you were as cool as ME? I'm nowhere near as cool as the GOAT. I'm ok with that.

OTOH, the GOAT didn't build this cool ass bit of coolness with this own hands.

Sheet, I'm cooler than Tom!

That's awesome!

I've never seen a slate roof and stucco on a trash incinerator before!

Must be a "Mass." thing......

You funny.

Fancy. Is the pizza still gritty?

Melana said:

Fancy. Is the pizza still gritty?

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( Fiber........It's what's for brunch......)

Edit: Make that roughage.

Like Chickens use in their Gizzards....

Hey now be nice, the part that's still standing looks great..

I've got your gizzard right here.

dryboroughbrewing said:

Hey now be nice, the part that's still standing looks great..

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Ya. What he said.

I thought this thread died of listeria?

The curative properties of the pizza coming out of that uber cool oven could bring Lazarus back to life.

paulthenurse said:

I've got your gizzard right here.

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Show it to me.

You seem a little too anxious for that. I'll pass.

Now that the weather is getting ready to turn.... ya thinking maybe NEXT year it’ll get finished?

Cape Brewing said:

Now that the weather is getting ready to turn.... ya thinking maybe NEXT year it’ll get finished?

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3 years. For a food burner.

GilaMinumBeer said:

3 years. For a food burner.

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If he had invested the material costs in an index fund, he'd be able to afford to buy a pizza restaurant by now.

AZ_IPA said:

If he had invested the material costs in an index fund, he'd be able to afford to buy a pizza restaurant by now.

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Is there a market for burnt pizza?

GilaMinumBeer said:

Is there a market for burnt pizza?

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Not yet.

Gimme a friggin break. I’ve been a little busy over the past four years.

I’m plodding towards completion, in the meantime we use it a good bit. Only you retards have anything bad to say. You and me. I always say it looks like it was built by a nurse.

Too bad it wasn't constructed by a well built nurse.

Who says it wasn’t? Do I need to post the pics of me sporting a Speedo on the Club Med dive boat? Again?

paulthenurse said:

Who says it wasn’t? Do I need to post the pics of me sporting a Speedo on the Club Med dive boat? Again?

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Please don't!


I'll be nice, ( maybe), and hold any ,( more), snide comments.........

GilaMinumBeer said:

Is there a market for burnt pizza?

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Given the "Coal-fired Pizza" restaurant chain that is opening around here, it seems that yes, yes there is.

In what way is pizza cooked over coal supposed to be appetizing?

I don’t think they put the coal in the oven with the pizza, there is a firebox below it to radiate the heat up. There is a great pizza place in New Haven (Pepe’s) the does that and their pizza is phenomenal.

dyqik said:

Given the "Coal-fired Pizza" restaurant chain that is opening around here, it seems that yes, yes there is.

In what way is pizza cooked over coal supposed to be appetizing?

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New York style pizza was developed in coal fired ovens. So, if you're going for that particular style, then coal fired is a nice, salable gimmick.

paulthenurse said:

I don’t think they put the coal in the oven with the pizza, there is a firebox below it to radiate the heat up. There is a great pizza place in New Haven (Pepe’s) the does that and their pizza is phenomenal.

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Yeahbut, if there's a separate firebox and the smoke never gets to the pizza, why not use clean burning propane gas?!

I'm obviously easily confused by marketing...

The pizza (my fav is the clam) is da bomb. I don’t care if they make it over the detritus of Chernobyl. It friggin’ good.

Coal burns at a super hot temperature

So does pizza dough

TheDudeLebowski said:

So does pizza dough

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Pretty sure PTN has proven that dough burns at any temp.

The jealousy demonstrated by you fools is just unbelievable.

Understandable, yes.

paulthenurse said:

The pizza (my fav is the clam) is da bomb.

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Mmmm... yeasty clam.

the_bird said:

Mmmm... yeasty clam.

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There is a cream for that.

I’ll answer that after I have you check in with the girls out front so they can see if we accept your insurance.