The Ugly Keggle In Action (video)

Fingers · Sep 20, 2007

Oh for.....

I looked up taupe on Wikipedia. There are eight different types of taupe. Seriously.

And your deck and house are two of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taupe

BierMuncher · Sep 20, 2007

the_bird said:
...OK, this is kinda , so I apologize, BM...

...

No problem Bird.

Far be it from me to stand between two...er...uh...guys arguing about colors....:cross:

ohiobrewtus · Sep 20, 2007

Yuri_Rage said:
I couldn't disagree more.

Shameless self-promotion:

[youtube]gmd2HYT5pCk[/youtube]

HEY! that's my keggle you bastard!

ohiobrewtus · Sep 20, 2007

I'm second the light brown nomination

Although it IS kind of a gray-ish light brown if that makes you feel better. Although the house does look blue after you focus on the deck for a bit. What the hell color is the siding anyway?

FSR402 · Sep 20, 2007

Damn, did a blind man with no arms cut that thing using his feet?

Cheesefood · Sep 20, 2007

"BierMunchers Beer-Trap Ale - It's Catchy."

Lil' Sparky · Sep 20, 2007

Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

FSR402 · Sep 20, 2007

Lil' Sparky said:
Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

Then he should have picked a shorter name.

BierMuncher · Sep 20, 2007

Lil' Sparky said:
Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

SWMBO calls me Sh!thead so no big. :cross:

ohiobrewtus · Sep 20, 2007

BierMuncher said:
SWMBO calls me Sh!thead so no big. :cross:

BM, sh!thead - they're close enough. I can see why that doesn't bother you.

*but*

would it bother you if someone were to say that they took a big old BierMuncher this morning? :tank:

BierMuncher · Sep 20, 2007

ohiobrewtus said:
BM, sh!thead - they're close enough. I can see why that doesn't bother you.

*but*

would it bother you if someone were to say that they took a big old BierMuncher this morning?

It's nice to be remembered.

When I over-hear someone say that at work or at the gym, I'll know I've made my mark (so to speak) in the world.

ohiobrewtus · Sep 20, 2007

BierMuncher said:
It's nice to be remembered.

When I over-hear someone say that at work or at the gym, I'll know I've made my mark (so to speak) in the world.

It's good to know that you appreciate the imporant things and don't just 'skid' by them, BM.

98EXL · Oct 15, 2007

this was a great thread, aha ha

RLinNH · Oct 15, 2007

DID MAKE FOR GOOD READING. nOW i DON'T FEEL SO BAD ABOUT MY kEGGLE. Friggin Caps Lock sucks.

Bernie Brewer · Oct 15, 2007

krispy d said:
I've got the angle grinder... no name, good enough. New in the box, never opened. $35.00 gets it shipped anywhere in the lower 48.

Come on people lets get a brewer a new tool!

Huh??? You can get a Tool Shop (Menard's store brand-it's el cheapo, but gets the job done) for 20 bucks.

HighPlainsDrifter · Oct 15, 2007

the_bird said:
OK, this is kinda , so I apologize, BM...

Wife and I are debating whether I painted the deck gray or brown. She says brown and I'm colorblind, I say gray and she's insane. They she drops the taupe bomb on me.

As a guy, how do you respond to The Taupe Bomb? WTF is taupe? Did I unintentionally paint my deck a color I cannot, because of my genetalia, possibly understand?

Help me boys... is this gray or brown? Anyone answers "taupe," I'm banning your ass.

(the deck part, not the rails)

Just for kicks, I asked my SWMBO what color she thought your deck was and she said. "It's hard to tell because of the lighting but, it's either brown or grey."
SWMBO is :rockin:

Evets · Oct 15, 2007

Looks kinda like sorta like an off-grayish kind of color.

Evets · Oct 15, 2007

And as for the keggle, ..It's a classic, at this point and would be a sin to repair or otherwise deface a national treasure such as this.

Fingers · Oct 15, 2007

SWMBO says it's grey. She's an arteest.

EvilTOJ · Oct 15, 2007

"Taupe is a vague, unscientific color term which may be used to refer to almost any grayish-brown, brownish-gray, or warm gray color." I say it's more of a beige....

*runs away*

Orfy · Oct 16, 2007

Nah.

It's a greyish brown.

RLinNH · Oct 16, 2007

Brain Matter Grey. :drunk:

nukinfuts29 · Jan 18, 2012

I hate to be "that guy" years later but my god!! lmfao the best part is you can see the pencil line where you actually meant to cut. I have been liberated!! Up until now I thought I was the only man who can't use power tools!!

My buddy once got me a tape measure that has everything marked so I don't have to figure it out.

mikeysab · Jan 18, 2012

He should call that thing Armmuncher

nukinfuts29 · Jan 18, 2012

bwahahahaha!!!

passedpawn · Jan 18, 2012

nukinfuts29 said:
I hate to be "that guy" years later but my god!! lmfao the best part is you can see the pencil line where you actually meant to cut. I have been liberated!! Up until now I thought I was the only man who can't use power tools!!

My buddy once got me a tape measure that has everything marked so I don't have to figure it out.

Every time I see a picture of that keggle I laugh.

jamboparty · Jan 19, 2012

I thought to myself, 'OK I better follow the link to see this thing. It can't be all that ba... Oh my god WTF!!'

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