A Moment of Silence...

...for a poor keg that died in the line of duty, at the hands of idiot teenage BMC drinkers:

Bucks Co. Teen Injured By Exploding Keg - cbs3.com

Sometimes we need to let the weaker of the species kill themselves off...

Damn hospitals.

Haha yeah modern science has brought evolution to a standstill. Until we can start genetically modifying ourselves to become superhumans. Then we can weed out the retard genes.

oh that poor keg...

yes i laughed when i read the article but it still was somebodys son who got hurt

Another Darwin award...

mageerc said:

Another Darwin award...

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No, he's gonna live. But he does have facial injuries, so maybe he'll be too ugly to reproduce.

A possible runner up for the Darwin Award?

I know most of this is tongue-in-cheek, but you guys are overlooking the bigger picture here. "A popular teen prank".... "Popular" being the key word. How many more times does this have to happen before big brother steps in with new mandates and regulations that may and probably will be a thorn in the side of us homebrewers.
All kidding aside, it is idiotic $hit like what these morons did that bring about new laws designed to protect the stupid people from themselves.

I believe this is called "Natural Selection", nuff said.

The authorities are withholding details..."

What details? They put a keg in a fire and it exploded. What more do you need to know?

retards...

Man, you never hear about the big name brewery's ever reclaiming a keg or anything like that but it would be pretty damn cool if just this once an AB rep went to this kid's hospital bed with a bill for one destroyed keg that WAS the property of AB.

That looks like my couch.