Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Do Browns fans come in here? No. Do Raider fans come in here? No. Do Jacksonville fans come in here?? Well.... ok.. there was that time last year when that guy said "Blake Bortles". Haha. That was awesome. But other than that? No.

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

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I have to say, I miss Dataz. I mean, ****; the Ravens are 1-4. They just let JOSH ****ING MCCOWN throw for 450 yards!

It should be noted, the Ravens have absolutely SUCKED since they bitched about Belichick's completely legal play design in last year's playoffs. The Colts are hardly much better since making up that "Deflategate" nonsense. And the Texans have been an absolute joke since showing up in New England wearing those lettermen jackets a couple seasons ago. After Greg Hardy's nonsense, I bet the Cowboys don't win two more games this season.

I know. The F U tour continues onto Indy. I hope the Pats really put it together for them. Too bad it doesn't visit Baltimore. There's no way in hell they'll meet them in the playoffs. They are off to a franchise worse record this year. Congratulation Harbaugh!

the_bird said:

I have to say, I miss Dataz. I mean, ****; the Ravens are 1-4. They just let JOSH ****ING MCCOWN throw for 450 yards!

It should be noted, the Ravens have absolutely SUCKED since they bitched about Belichick's completely legal play design in last year's playoffs. The Colts are hardly much better since making up that "Deflategate" nonsense. And the Texans have been an absolute joke since showing up in New England wearing those lettermen jackets a couple seasons ago. After Greg Hardy's nonsense, I bet the Cowboys don't win two more games this season.

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Greg Hardy can eat all the dciks. While contributing to six sacks and untold pressure, but he can still eat em. The Boys will win more than two, but probably not much more. Damn bones and their breakability.

Cape Brewing said:

Do Browns fans come in here? No. Do Raider fans come in here? No. Do Jacksonville fans come in here?? Well.... ok.. there was that time last year when that guy said "Blake Bortles". Haha. That was awesome. But other than that? No.

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

(Continuing slow clap)

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I have to agree. All I keep hearing is the thump, thump, thump of people falling off the Seattle Bandwagon. ( probably Oregon too), but Hoppy continues to come in here and snipe at the good teams that still have a chance. Remember last year, we have mememan and the other guy? They fell off the bandwagon, and hoppy, being the dedicated fan, backed the bandwagon over them.

Sure, Hoppy could have lots of 'countin to do, but he mans up and takes his lumps here.
Here's to you mr last man on the bandwagon rolling downhill on fire toward a sewage treatment plant.
If I ever meet Hoppy, I'm going to buy him a bud light!

1977Brewer said:

Greg Hardy can eat all the dciks. While contributing to six sacks and untold pressure, but he can still eat em. The Boys will win more than two, but probably not much more. Damn bones and their breakability.

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Nano bubbles can prevent that.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Nano bubbles can prevent that.

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If anyone is going to send his players out in nano bubbles first, it's Jerry Jones.

I thought he was more into glory holes?

TheDudeLebowski said:

I thought he was more into glory holes?

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Local sports radio still plays that sound bite every chance they get. The man is a wealth of lols.

Cape Brewing said:

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

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I have been summoned.....

Something, something, illegal pick plays, something something, New England Patriots suck.

I'll never forget the glory hole days.

Look on the bright side man... The Seahawks will have a really good draft pick and that guy they have... you know, the most savy GM in the history of organized sport... He can do magic again!

Yayyyyyy

I'd still be here if the Packers sucked. I'm old and saw the dumpster years and stuck with it. But that hasn't been a problem in 20+ years so can't say for sure.

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

HoppyDaze said:

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

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Good luck getting through philly

HoppyDaze said:

just had too many bad moments and meltdowns.

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Uhhh.... that's actually what makes a team bad

That's like saying, "yeah, the Raiders are actually awesome, they just don't score as much as other teams"


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Hmmmmmmmmmm. Let..... me...... see.....


Mayyyyyybe it's that the D isn't what it used to be even just a year ago given the impossibility of maintaining it with the salary cap.... Lynch doesn't look right and is now out... and they have the most overrated athlete in the history of sport at QB that can't carry that team unless it has the best D and best RB in the league on it.

^That^ checks out.

Don't tell Hoppy though. It's more fun that way...

Cheers!

Damn, you guys are teetering on bullying. But that's expected being a masshole.

Shouldn't your teeth be in a jar and you be sound asleep this late at night??

Dinner at 4:00 and bed by 7:30?

Not yet, I'm still bangin your mom and 20 yr old sister

There isn't enough Viagra in this country that could make that happen

You mean rufies?

Cosby jokes? Real classy.

Lazy analysis Cape. Just wait till the O line starts to jell. Then you'll be even more jelly.

"Just wait until the Seahawks are good again and then they'll be good again!"

Blah blah blah blah...

Seeing Rivers lose in the last second was the only redeeming quality of this game...

Cheers!

Cape Brewing said:

"Just wait until the Seahawks are good again and then they'll be good again!"

Blah blah blah blah...

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Seahawks are still good assface. They're just giving pretend football fans fodder to jerk off too. Got em right were they want em.

HoppyDaze said:

Seahawks are still good assface. They're just giving pretend football fans fodder to jerk off too. Got em right were they want em.

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Remember last year when Hoppy referred to. The Hawks as "we"?

If the season ended today, the Seahawks wouldn't even make the playoffs. I guess they're still a "good" team though. The offensive line is probably the worst in the NFL and no matter how good Russell Wilson is, and he's good, he can't be asked to scramble out of the pocket every single play and make something happen. The coaching staff is beyond stupid with Jimmy Graham - "Herr derr! Let's keep taking the best pass catching TE and put him on the line and use him to do what he's worst at - blocking!"

Never mind "if the season ended today"... when the season ends for reals they ain't makin' the playoffs.

Where's that video of Jim Mora when you need it?

Dion Lewis will break the single game all-purpose yards record on Sunday... by a lot

HoppyDaze said:

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

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Remember that one time? The Seahawks had that one bad moment and meltdown at the end of the SuperBowl? That was awesome!

Redskins vs Jets this Sunday - The Redskins injury report includes Matt Jones, Pierre Garcon, DeAngelo Hall, DeSean Jackson, and Jordan Reed. Basically anyone "good" on that team is going to be sitting out. Cake walk.

Karma is paying a visit to Lucas Oil Stadium this Sunday. The Colts should just forfeit now.

Cape Brewing said:

Dion Lewis will break the single game all-purpose yards record on Sunday... by a lot

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Please happen.

Darwin18 said:

Redskins vs Jets this Sunday - The Redskins injury report includes Matt Jones, Pierre Garcon, DeAngelo Hall, DeSean Jackson, and Jordan Reed. Basically anyone "good" on that team is going to be sitting out. Cake walk.

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Weren't you talking about how easy the Philly game was going to be?

Darwin18 said:

If the season ended today, the Seahawks wouldn't even make the playoffs. I guess they're still a "good" team though. The offensive line is probably the worst in the NFL and no matter how good Russell Wilson is, and he's good, he can't be asked to scramble out of the pocket every single play and make something happen. The coaching staff is beyond stupid with Jimmy Graham - "Herr derr! Let's keep taking the best pass catching TE and put him on the line and use him to do what he's worst at - blocking!"

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You are all kinds of fail...seriously. You are stupid, very, very stupid.

Why are all of you so obsessed with the Seahawks?

Darwin18 said:

Next three games for the Jets:

- Home vs Eagles: Easy win. My flag football team could shut the Eagles down right now.
- Home vs Dolphins: Easy win. Tannehill sucks, the Dolphins organization sucks, and Suh signing was a colossal **** up.
- Away vs Redskins: Seriously? Three ****ty QBs in a row? Easy win.

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Darwin's flag football team is apparently better than the Jets.