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Sorry for not rhyming.
"Where do all man kinds impenetrable secrets reside, Milner?"
"Where do all man kinds impenetrable secrets reside, Milner?"
Anybody up for a riddle?
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No
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LRB in deed you are
The master riddle solver by far
(Foyle told me)
The master riddle solver by far
(Foyle told me)
What steps would you take if a bull chased you?
A silly riddle, but it will have to do.
A silly riddle, but it will have to do.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, where the hell is that friggin' hacker at??!
stevehardt
Well-Known Member
long and fast ones, thank you
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Brothers and sisters I have none
but this man's father is my father's son.
but this man's father is my father's son.
Dan you are the man, thank you for keeping this thread alive.
Oh, and the answer did herein arrive.
Oh, and the answer did herein arrive.
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, where the hell is that friggin' hacker at??!
Riddle riddle play the fiddle
Hackers are 'tween lines, not in the middle
First you don't see them then you suffer
Their actions come from someone's brother
Got to get yourself protection
Otherwise you'll be regret'n
- best I could do brother
I couldn't resist Jim Carrey's riddler.
Hackers come & hackers go,
Through your memory, to & fro.
First they pounce, then they hide.
Doing their damage,
Feeling so snide.
But from the just they cannot hide,
Persistence never rests.
Until the hacker's roused from his nest.
Leaving behind strange destructions,
the user's constructions come to bare,
leaving him running like the hare.
Hackers come & hackers go,
Through your memory, to & fro.
First they pounce, then they hide.
Doing their damage,
Feeling so snide.
But from the just they cannot hide,
Persistence never rests.
Until the hacker's roused from his nest.
Leaving behind strange destructions,
the user's constructions come to bare,
leaving him running like the hare.
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Down Town Dasher Brown!
And his side kick, Skippy!
Who are these two in my town?
Do you think they are truly hippy''s?
personal note
I do what I do, to keep this thread
Out of the flue, and not close to dead
When this thread started a few years ago
I asked a simple riddle,
Don't remember it I suppose
Hell yes I do reall well
It was a riddle of scales
I did know so well.
Maybe this is a chance for you to proclaim
LRB.. Riddles masters claim to fame.
It's not me but the, LRB
Who has truly mastered this thread, don't you see.
I'm truly happy for that,
I truly think of him as a good cat
and a friend, truly, truly
it's easy as that...
Dan
And his side kick, Skippy!
Who are these two in my town?
Do you think they are truly hippy''s?
personal note
I do what I do, to keep this thread
Out of the flue, and not close to dead
When this thread started a few years ago
I asked a simple riddle,
Don't remember it I suppose
Hell yes I do reall well
It was a riddle of scales
I did know so well.
Maybe this is a chance for you to proclaim
LRB.. Riddles masters claim to fame.
It's not me but the, LRB
Who has truly mastered this thread, don't you see.
I'm truly happy for that,
I truly think of him as a good cat
and a friend, truly, truly
it's easy as that...
Dan
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Close to another year has gone
Upon this Riddle Thread we fawn
At just a day before New Years Eve
Here's a riddle I have up my sleeve
Tell the answer and please bring upon
Another year of riddles to spawn
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginnings of every end,
The end of every place.
What am i?
Upon this Riddle Thread we fawn
At just a day before New Years Eve
Here's a riddle I have up my sleeve
Tell the answer and please bring upon
Another year of riddles to spawn
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginnings of every end,
The end of every place.
What am i?
bernardsmith
Well-Known Member
eh?
I would love to answer
for this I see
the correct answer
would be E
for this I see
the correct answer
would be E
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I will post a riddle
in due time my friends
I'll come up with a good one
So this thread never ends
in due time my friends
I'll come up with a good one
So this thread never ends
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In good time
You will rhyme
A riddle clever
You're no bed wetter. 😉😀😀
I tried as I might
to look through this thread
trying to bring to light
if this riddle was read
I could not find it
So here I go
try as you see fit
the riddle my friends
My feet stay warm
But my head is cold
No one can move me
I'm just to old
so there you have it
My riddling friends
now back to work
before my job ends
to look through this thread
trying to bring to light
if this riddle was read
I could not find it
So here I go
try as you see fit
the riddle my friends
My feet stay warm
But my head is cold
No one can move me
I'm just to old
so there you have it
My riddling friends
now back to work
before my job ends
My only guess is that the answer might be
some sort of old oak tree?
some sort of old oak tree?
that is a good guess
but I'm afraid it's not right
let's keep this going
before I shed some light
BierGut
Well-Known Member
Maybe a mountain, but which one?
A mountain is correct
it's name doesn't' matter
it's now your turn
let's keep up the banter
it's name doesn't' matter
it's now your turn
let's keep up the banter
BierGut
Well-Known Member
Oh god the pressure, the pressure
I hope that I can measure
up to the riddles of yore
so that mine is not found
to be such a bore.
So I'll play along,
I'll be the host.
Do you have a guess?
Just give a quick post.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
I hope that I can measure
up to the riddles of yore
so that mine is not found
to be such a bore.
So I'll play along,
I'll be the host.
Do you have a guess?
Just give a quick post.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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Oh Bier gut my portly friend
The answer to this one,
Brings ends to the end
One day I was a walking
And then I did start coughing
In the end I was just done
And laid in a coffin, man I was done son..
The answer to this one,
Brings ends to the end
One day I was a walking
And then I did start coughing
In the end I was just done
And laid in a coffin, man I was done son..
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I wined a bit a few days ago.. Wo's me.
Believe it or not, the next day. Job offer!
Nothing happened yet. If the job goes through?
I don't know what to say.
We'll see. It sure would be a great way to start the new year though.
I'm pretty excited!
This time next month might be the same as now or I might be working again!!
Believe it or not, the next day. Job offer!
Nothing happened yet. If the job goes through?
I don't know what to say.
We'll see. It sure would be a great way to start the new year though.
I'm pretty excited!
This time next month might be the same as now or I might be working again!!
BierGut
Well-Known Member
Good job on answering the riddle Dan and I wish you the best of luck finding a career in 2015.
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I have two dogs.
Down Town Dasher Brown.
And his sidekick Skippy
Two pretty bright little dogs
Asked me an old riddle I've solved
I'm not going to ask you the exact riddle tonight
That's no fun and robs your good brain's mighty sight
How does a 3 gallon jug and 5 gallon too
Measure out to four gallons pure?
There is only one answer that is right
Doesn't matter the day or night
Down Town Dasher Brown.
And his sidekick Skippy
Two pretty bright little dogs
Asked me an old riddle I've solved
I'm not going to ask you the exact riddle tonight
That's no fun and robs your good brain's mighty sight
How does a 3 gallon jug and 5 gallon too
Measure out to four gallons pure?
There is only one answer that is right
Doesn't matter the day or night
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Edit.
Deleted my previous post from last night
Still PP's rhyming riddle is out of sight.
If you have the guts to answer it true
You'll have four gallons to bring to your crew.
Deleted my previous post from last night
Still PP's rhyming riddle is out of sight.
If you have the guts to answer it true
You'll have four gallons to bring to your crew.
Hang Glider
Beer Drinker
At rhyming I suck, I'll tell you true
but the answer's not hard if you think it through
fill the three to the top and pour into the fiver
fill the three again, and top off the five.
Now dump the five and fill with the remainder in the three
then fill the three once more and pour into the five - you'll have your four
now - if someone want's to put that into a rhyme...
but the answer's not hard if you think it through
fill the three to the top and pour into the fiver
fill the three again, and top off the five.
Now dump the five and fill with the remainder in the three
then fill the three once more and pour into the five - you'll have your four
now - if someone want's to put that into a rhyme...
A Zombie this thread may be
If so, what doesn't it need if it is at sea?
If so, what doesn't it need if it is at sea?
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Food, fresh water, and bouyancy
Three true necessities i do see
Plus clothes, a boat, and some fuel
With out all these you'd be a fool
So what would not be needed here?
A car, a truck, or a John Deer![emoji12]
Three true necessities i do see
Plus clothes, a boat, and some fuel
With out all these you'd be a fool
So what would not be needed here?
A car, a truck, or a John Deer![emoji12]
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On my way to St. Ives
I saw a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kitten, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St. Ives ?
I saw a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kitten, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St. Ives ?
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