The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

I see that 'Masshole' is now in the Oxford Dictionary.

Really? What's the definition?

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/Masshole

No picture of Paul yet, but I submitted one.

Your jealousy is SO transparent.

I've been schooled by a 3 year old
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I met PTN's lex luthor(Alastair Hewitt) last night, what a great guy. had 2 of his ipa's. yum

One man down
And another to go
My old buddy
You're moving much too slow

They got one off the bad guys, shot his azz stone dead.

Hey Pele, I mean Bed, tell us about you goal.

Well, it's an hour past noon in Boston. Must mean Paulie's drunk again.

Love the registry....

I bet you loved it so much that you spent 3 hours there...

Three hours indeed.

Melana said:

Love the registry....

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See any fat chicks with Chinese tattoos?

the_bird said:

Well, it's an hour past noon in Boston. Must mean Paulie's drunk again.

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Wrong again, Scrotum Breath.

paulthenurse said:

See any fat chicks with Chinese tattoos?

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No, so sorry I must have missed you. What were you doing at the Milford registry Paul?

Melana said:

No, so sorry I must have missed you. What were you doing at the Milford registry Paul?

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I was going to ask the same thing.

We've fckuing devolved into discussing Paul's registry experiences.

Holy shtibags. Its worse than I thought up in here

You dbags hate to admit it but you live just to find out about the minutiae of my life. You fruckers remind me of dogs, tongue lolling out the side of your mouths, panting, watching me with adoring, devoted eyes. And Cape is the worst of the bunch of you, he just denies it loudest. Judas!

You remind me of a bean bag

like the police dog awaiting to tear you limb from limb

hey bird, dont you live in Adams, MA made the list of 21 Massachusetts towns that are bigger dumps than worcester...ha

http://turtleboysports.com/21-massachusetts-towns-cities-that-are-bigger-dumps-than-worcester/

Cape Brewing said:

You remind me of a bean bag

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Your mom used to say I reminded her of an invading horde of warriors, bashing my battering ram against her portico until she wept with joy.

To all of you Massholes, both card carrying and wannabe (you all know which tribe you belong to) I want to wish a big Happy 239th Birthday America!

Happy Birthday from the Charles

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Can't make this **** up... https://www.bostonglobe.com/2015/07/05/maine-man-dies-motor-tube-explosion/5drhYj3rwDuk01GeG8tbkI/story.html

The consensus is that genius beat out the Texan who went swimming with 'gators for the lead in the 2015 Darwin Award contest.

I can almost hear the "Hold my beer and watch this" from both of the contestants...

Cheers! (seriously, people are idiots...)

Just Darwin up in heaven, helping to clean up the gene pool.

day_trippr said:

The consensus is that genius beat out the Texan who went swimming with 'gators for the lead in the 2015 Darwin Award contest.

I can almost hear the "Hold my beer and watch this" from both of the contestants...

Cheers! (seriously, people are idiots...)

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There's also this dude, hanging out at an illegal street-drifting contest.



******* driver took off. For better or worse, they guy who got hit didn't die.

Wasn't what we hoped for but from what I saw and heard it was awefully damned good.

https://youtu.be/k-6YgVKtmmY

Let's go, Red Sox.
Let's go, Red Sox.
Let's go, Red Sox.

How come there wasn't a place on the Sox depth chart for a slightly portly middle infielder with a good bat, an average glove and no speed until I was closer to 60 than 50?

We're going to the World Series!!!!!!!

Are the tickets available yet? Because the only way anyone around here goes to the WS is thanks to Sutb Hub.

If we only knew of some high roller business man of say a nanobrewery that could get us in....

Yup! Right on schedule. That sound you just heard was Buchholz leaving in the fourth inning.....

And that thunk you heard was another pink hat taking one in the squash.

I think they should ban chicks from Fenway...

Cheers! (...they're clearly drama queens )

You need pink hatted hotties in the stands. There has to be something worth watching in the stands. God knows there ain't on the field.

So, it turns out that Adams, is not just famous for backcountry skiing, child labor, and opiate addiction. Apparently, we're also a hotbed of terrorism.

Jesus, I've run by this guy's house probably two hundred times in the past few years. ****in' A....

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The "Hillary was set up!" sign on the lawn wasn't a clue?

Maybe not in Adams. Or Cambridge.