homeslice
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Correction: you headshot them with the Panzerfaust.
Now that is hardcore.
Correction: you headshot them with the Panzerfaust.
Now that is hardcore.
So I had a few buddies over the other day to try out a new IPA. Along with them was a straggler friend of theirs, let's call him Bill. I start pouring everyone my IPA in Draft Glasses with a nice thick foam top. While me and my buddies eyeball the nice carbos, Bill yells out with an excruciating screech "You pour like noobie!!!" and laughs. Not only did I grab my beer out of his hand but I kicked him out. My friend went on to tell me he's a "Budwiser." I sympathized and let him back in w/o a beer. Some folks just aren't worthy. Anyone else experience the pain of the Flat Glass specialist?
My point exactly. And even draught beers I've had in England have been poured 'correctly', maybe remilard didn't go to the right places...
I agree with all of the others that are knocking on you HomeSlice. I personally have a friend that calls all of my brews "stout" whether its a stout or not. I simply explain to him that a stout is a particular grain/yeast combination and not necessarily a way to describe the flavor of a beer.
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I went out out one night and the bartender started the usual routine of pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, etc, trying to get the glass filled to the rim. I wanted to tell her that she didn't have to do that for me, but it came out as "Ya know, I really don't mind if you give me some head. I mean... wait... uhhhh."
Eventually I explained what I meant. But it's just annoying how people have so many bartenders trained to pour beer like that. Dump out 20oz of beer just to try to get the glass filled to the top with no foam. The clueless train the bartenders to pour that way and the bartenders then train new beer drinkers that's how they should expect it.
*shakes head*
I went out out one night and the bartender started the usual routine of pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, etc, trying to get the glass filled to the rim. I wanted to tell her that she didn't have to do that for me, but it came out as "Ya know, I really don't mind if you give me some head. I mean... wait... uhhhh."
Eventually I explained what I meant. But it's just annoying how people have so many bartenders trained to pour beer like that. Dump out 20oz of beer just to try to get the glass filled to the top with no foam. The clueless train the bartenders to pour that way and the bartenders then train new beer drinkers that's how they should expect it.
*shakes head*
I went out out one night and the bartender started the usual routine of pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, etc, trying to get the glass filled to the rim. I wanted to tell her that she didn't have to do that for me, but it came out as "Ya know, I really don't mind if you give me some head. I mean... wait... uhhhh."
Eventually I explained what I meant. But it's just annoying how people have so many bartenders trained to pour beer like that. Dump out 20oz of beer just to try to get the glass filled to the top with no foam. The clueless train the bartenders to pour that way and the bartenders then train new beer drinkers that's how they should expect it.
*shakes head*
I'm guessing you made this all up, or you are a total *********. I'm sure I'm right on at least one count.
As for the noobie comment, I had somebody actually say lol once. I've never heard that in an offline conversation...
Wow, Prong. I was a big fan back in the late 80s or so. You could have also posted Beg to Differ. :rockin:
What's this painting of balls I read about? :cross:ObDisclaimer: I'm an arsehole. I don't care if I offend people. I won't lie to protect someone's feelings.
But I would never insult my host in his own home/establishment. I guess I'm a polite arsehole.
Now, if someone walked into my home and did that, I'd challenge him to a duel. "You insult me, sir. Paintballs at dawn on the field of honor!"
Man, I think we need to bring back the duel.
What's this painting of balls I read about? :cross:
If that's what you do when you're mad, what do you do when you're really angry?
Removes the paint of course
with Paint Thinner
ObDisclaimer: I'm an arsehole. I don't care if I offend people. I won't lie to protect someone's feelings.
But I would never insult my host in his own home/establishment. I guess I'm a polite arsehole.
Now, if someone walked into my home and did that, I'd challenge him to a duel. "You insult me, sir. Paintballs at dawn on the field of honor!"
Man, I think we need to bring back the duel.
Teach what? Manners? That's for parents to teach. Eat your words. I didn't have to as my buddies were quick to inform the boy.
It's also for parents to teach their kids not to be dicks. And yours apparently failed miserably. I agree, you were the ****** here.
Homeslice said:Full Details: In response to the Magoo comment, I gave my buddies the one-sided raised eyebrow ("Who the f@ck is this wahoo?") and they responded by kicking him out. I went on to invite him back in.
BONUS: He was wearing one of those t-shirts folks at the Mac Store wear.
So the folks that agree or understand the scenario enough to comment with their reactions are *****ebags as well huh? Your comment is as dull as your avatar pic.
So I had a few buddies over the other day to try out a new IPA. Along with them was a straggler friend of theirs, let's call him Bill. I start pouring everyone my IPA in Draft Glasses with a nice thick foam top. While me and my buddies eyeball the nice carbos, Bill yells out with an excruciating screech "You pour like noobie!!!" and laughs. Not only did I grab my beer out of his hand but I kicked him out. My friend went on to tell me he's a "Budwiser." I sympathized and let him back in w/o a beer. Some folks just aren't worthy. Anyone else experience the pain of the Flat Glass specialist?
I gave my buddies the one-sided raised eyebrow ("Who the f@ck is this wahoo?") and they responded by kicking him out. I went on to invite him back in.
I went out out one night and the bartender started the usual routine of pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, pouring beer in the glass, dumping out foam, etc, trying to get the glass filled to the rim. I wanted to tell her that she didn't have to do that for me, but it came out as "Ya know, I really don't mind if you give me some head. I mean... wait... uhhhh."
Eventually I explained what I meant. But it's just annoying how people have so many bartenders trained to pour beer like that. Dump out 20oz of beer just to try to get the glass filled to the top with no foam. The clueless train the bartenders to pour that way and the bartenders then train new beer drinkers that's how they should expect it.
*shakes head*
Help me out here:
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So you grabbed his beer and kicked him out? No, wait, you didn't. LOL.
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