Guess what I'm building this weekend?

My wife said she didn't want the old kitchen cart any more, so I found a good use for it. Ill post final assembly pictures tomorrow.

The old kitchen cart


All the parts ready to go

That's going to be the worst time machine ever....

Or the slowest robot. Seriously, how's it going to enslave millions with those tiny little treads?

Damn,

I was voting for a Spanish donkey.

Jim bell said:

Damn,

I was voting for a Spanish donkey.

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<---------- I've copyrighted spanish donkeys around here!

Judging from the parts, it will make a fine hootnanny. Just be careful when you wire the discombobulator, they can bite you in the A$$.

Ah, is that a mice mincer on there? Is that to keep the mice out of the reflux coil?

I know exactly what you're building, but it looks like it'll really hurt when you put your penis in it.

That will be a pretty kicka$$ somethingorother I tell ya what!

Toe nail trimmer? I just use my belt sander.

Pasta or Tortilla maker?

Way too easy... Flux Capacitor! :fro:

Schlante,
Phillip

I didn't know this was a pasta making forum.

Note to self: Never preface a question on here with "Guess what".

Its good to know my virtual friends are a bunch o smart a$$es...just like my real ones

One of those hot dog warmer things they have at the gas station, but for only 1 hot dog? Seems like overkill.

clothes dryer squeegie thingy. Oh, but it's going to leave dimples.

OR

It's for squeezing the coke out of your ShamWows!!!

"I know what this is. This is an Espresso Machine . . . . . No, no, no, it's a Snow Cone maker, that's what it is! . . . . . Is it a Water Heater?"

Where's the seat? The cart is too feminine for a man cave. Maybe paint it black and remove some of the gingerbread. I predict the next project will be a large dust collection system. What do you think?

go-kart for a midget

No, it's a very small wood chipper.

Not sure exactly what this is going to be, but it looks like you're finally going to kill Batman.

WAIT WAIT I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!! I saw it on CL. It is for when your poodle gets wet. Ya run them through that and they get all rung dry and fluffed!

He's either builiding a hardwood floor resurfacer or some sort of tie press.

OH! Cold Fusion!

MNBugeater said:

Its good to know my virtual friends are a bunch o smart a$$es...just like my real ones

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We're better than "real friends". We brew!!!

whutever said:

"I know what this is. This is an Espresso Machine . . . . . No, no, no, it's a Snow Cone maker, that's what it is! . . . . . Is it a Water Heater?"

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Haha, True Lies for the win!!!


But seriously, it's one of them things that George Clooney's character in 'Burn After Reading' made.

Brewin_Bob said:

Haha, True Lies for the win!!!


But seriously, it's one of them things that George Clooney's character in 'Burn After Reading' made.

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Could be, but the rough edges of that spinny thing looks like it would hurt!

Gyroscope for your remote controlled helicopter?

It's going to be a little treadmill for obese chihuahuas.

Some kind of bizarre sex toy?

LMAO

2nd on never starting a thread with "Guess what..."

I'd like to see all your faces when the OP pwns the world with his gyroscopic death ray machine.

God you people are daft. It's a gerbil treadmill. Anybody can see that.

It's a recumbant bike for handicapped terriers.

So MNBugeater, you build that thing yet? Pics? You're killin' us here.

Denny's Evil Concoctions said:

So MNBugeater, you build that thing yet? Pics? You're killin' us here.

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My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

Bugeater: Bring me back some of that instant beer powder while you're there. My stocks from April 1st are running low.

llazy_llama said:

My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

Bugeater: Bring me back some of that instant beer powder while you're there. My stocks from April 1st are running low.

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You do realize he'd have to search through the forums 8 million threads.. if the interweb is even around in the future. Depends how far he travelled. My fear is he traveled back in time. Back to the age of dinosaurs. He saw a t-rex, dropped the time machine and broke it.

Anyone know his address? If we excavated under the house we might find it.

llazy_llama said:

My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

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He's only stuck until he installs his Mr. Fusion. I'm sure we'll be hearing from him any time now.

Looks like a really nice foot massager to me. He is probably totally blissed out in Happy Feet Land right now.

Obviously a Chicken Broth Press... Grandma had one just like it..

This great machine, ladies and gentlemen, is a distilled water purifier.

I am hoping it is something to clean spewed coffee off of a computer screen. Maybe he will let me borrow it since I need one after reading this thread.
I am more inclined to believe that it is some sort of penis stretcher though....... for a small farm animal.