Nudist tenants never look like Olivia Wilde or Salma Hayek. You all consciously know this, but hope there is an exception. Well, there isn't.
First fat guy lives in a nice complex where repair calls get answered in minutes to hours instead of days to weeks. This guy calls maintenance about something minor, so the property manager/fix it guy heads right over. Guy answers the door buck nekkid then feigns embarrassment, and says he forgot he had called maintenance. He casually goes in the back to put on boxers.
Second pasty fat guy is the kind of awesome that deserves an M80 enema. He calls maintenance for a clogged sink drain in the bathroom and answers the door in all his exposed, bulbous glory. His excuse is that he's washing his underwear. He goes back to washing his tighty whiteys in the kitchen sink. He's not embarrassed, no attempt to cover up. Wonder what is plugging the bathroom sink?
Second fat guy also happens to have an apartment on the second story with a balcony overlooking the swimming pool. His hobby is putting a small TV on a dinner tray on the balcony and sitting out in his undies "watching tv" while people swim. It wouldn't be creepy enough if he was just watching the female tenants, but he does it with men and children too. I don't see how he survived this long. I'm several buildings down, so he isn't really my problem.
When you live in an apartment downtown, it's hard to find enough space to have a proper garden. I apparently don't think outside the box, because my first answer would not have been to remove the carpet and break out the cement to plant crops in my living room. I've apparently lived a sheltered upperclass life when my parents didn't have to choose between a floor and food. Landlord didn't find out until they stopped paying rent and found they had moved out.
Same complex, different building, a tenant complained of water leaking from his ceiling. I bet that isn't really something you expect in the living room. The upstairs neighbors had hauled in enough dirt to cover their living room and plant crops. They aren't growing pot, just vegetables to eat. Nothing like fresh peppers from your living room, eh? They were evicted, and some guys were hired to take out dirt with buckets.