The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 4, 2017

Happy Bday Paulie!

smurfjuice · Mar 4, 2017

Awww, and condiments to you as well ... :taco:

... PTN.

paulthenurse · Mar 4, 2017

Smurf, you use more f'ing emogi's than any random group of 13 year old girls. W T F?

smurfjuice · Mar 4, 2017

I feel so cheep ...

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 4, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Smurf, you use more f'ing emogi's than any random group of 13 year old girls. W T F?

DT just hearted this

Melana · Mar 6, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Sticks and stones might break my hip
But you guys all suck.

I thought I destroyed all of those pictures.....

day_trippr · Mar 6, 2017

No doubt Paulie is feelin' all the love

fwiw, Medusa next door in Hudson had a couple of minutes of face time on Chronicle tonight and the take-away is they're doubling their production capacity.
I like that. Now I wish Rail Trail would double their throughput so I didn't have to wait so friggin' long for some food to take next door

Cheers! (Boonie Problems)

paulthenurse · Mar 7, 2017

Big hawk hanging outside the clinic this morning. Didn't expect to see him in downtown Boston.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1488923757.469925.jpg

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 7, 2017

day_trippr said:
No doubt Paulie is feelin' all the love

fwiw, Medusa next door in Hudson had a couple of minutes of face time on Chronicle tonight and the take-away is they're doubling their production capacity.
I like that. Now I wish Rail Trail would double their throughput so I didn't have to wait so friggin' long for some food to take next door

Cheers! (Boonie Problems)

Rail Trail is always a cluster fruck when I go there. I've never eaten there. We put in our name and end up leaving because it takes forever. It's like I head there to drink before I head out to drink. Good tap list tho.

the_bird · Mar 7, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Big hawk hanging outside the clinic this morning. Didn't expect to see him in downtown Boston.View attachment 391802

Meh, I got an infection. Was hoping to score some antibiotics.

smurfjuice · Mar 7, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Big hawk hanging outside the clinic this morning. Didn't expect to see him in downtown Boston.View attachment 391802

Getting' on the season. mate, make chickies, hunt ... :beard: ... oh, and paulie, is that the back door for the free stuff ?????

bluemoose · Mar 7, 2017

Those things are all over the interstate these days up here. 20 years ago I never saw them or eagles, Now I see them daily.

Hoppy2bmerry · Mar 7, 2017

NYC has pale male, why not have an urban raptor for Bean town?

paulthenurse · Mar 7, 2017

the_bird said:
Meh, I got an infection. Was hoping to score some antibiotics.

Speaking professionally I'd recommend antiretrovirals.

paulthenurse · Mar 7, 2017

bluemoose said:
Those things are all over the interstate these days up here. 20 years ago I never saw them or eagles, Now I see them daily.

Absolutely up in Buttfark,Vermont. I was at the corner of Mass Avenue & Albany Street downtown

paulthenurse · Mar 7, 2017

smurfjuice said:
Getting' on the season. mate, make chickies, hunt ... :beard: ... oh, and paulie, is that the back door for the free stuff ?????

Too much of that back door stuff is why our little feathered friend wants antiretrovirals.

bluemoose · Mar 7, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Absolutely up in Buttfark,Vermont. I was at the corner of Mass Avenue & Albany Street downtown

Piss off. I have a stop light in my town. Only one in the county, we're a pretty big deal.

the_bird · Mar 7, 2017

smurfjuice said:
Getting' on the season. mate, make chickies, hunt ... :beard: ... oh, and paulie, is that the back door for the free stuff ?????

Paulie always gives away the backdoor for free. Well, buy him a cheeseburger first.

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 8, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Big hawk hanging outside the clinic this morning. Didn't expect to see him in downtown Boston.View attachment 391802

It heard of a score of a lifetime. Rumor has it a water buffalo exits that door every day at 4:45pm.

paulthenurse · Mar 8, 2017

You'd rather eat me than any one of the 1000 homeless folks on the sidewalk

Stealthcruiser · Mar 8, 2017

paulthenurse said:
You'd rather eat me than any one of the 1000 homeless folks on the sidewalk

If grilled, would there be a grease fire?.......

paulthenurse · Mar 9, 2017

And the n00b for two points.

the_bird · Mar 9, 2017

Stealthcruiser said:
If grilled, would there be a grease fire?.......

He'd be charred to a crisp on the inside, but still raw in the middle.

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 9, 2017

I thought we went over this. You need to drill holes in your pan to let the fat run off easily.

bluemoose · Mar 9, 2017

Deep fried Paul? I betcha Cape could arrange it. I heard deep frying was a specialty of his.

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 9, 2017

MegaTun Sous Vide?

Melana · Mar 9, 2017

the_bird said:
He'd be charred to a crisp on the inside, but still raw in the middle.

And gritty.

Stealthcruiser · Mar 9, 2017

paulthenurse said:
And the n00b for two points.

I'll be here all week........

paulthenurse · Mar 9, 2017

Masstoberfest is going to be SO much better this year cause none of you guys are going to be invited.

Melana · Mar 10, 2017

So the girls are still invited?

paulthenurse · Mar 11, 2017

Only the hot ones.

Melana · Mar 12, 2017

I guess I will see you when you invite the trolls.

paulthenurse · Mar 13, 2017

I just learned that today is National Napping Day.

Maybe the sweet baby Jeezuz doesn't hate me after all.

bluemoose · Mar 14, 2017

Enjoy Stella Massholes.

smurfjuice · Mar 14, 2017

Out of kindness i suppose ...

TheDudeLebowski · Mar 14, 2017

The old emergency brake trick..... Time for a new pair of undies

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day_trippr · Mar 14, 2017

So we got around 16" of concrete from this storm, and after clearing the drive and walkways I was friggin' beat like a rental car.

Just want to drink enough to knock my a$$ into bed... :drunk:

Hoppy2bmerry · Mar 14, 2017

Stella wasn't too bad here today because it changed to rain, torrential rain... Hubby and I pushed the slush around, then I made it a brew day.

paulthenurse · Mar 15, 2017

Can somebody tell me when we started naming freaking snowstorms? I mean seriously? I mean really, what are we, Okla- f'ing- homa? And why was there no school today? Dah fuq?

bluemoose · Mar 15, 2017

paulthenurse said:
Hey you kids, get off my lawn. Dah fuq?

This is all I heard.

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