The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Perfect weather for cod fishing!

And wood fired pizza!!!

Ok. This jackass should be keyed even if this happened in August. Who dafuq tows a boat through downtown Boston? wtf is going on around here lately? This weather is making everyone insane

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...Yvh01ZZqSbIFXfBN/story.html?p1=feature_pri_hp

EDIT: Ok. Updated story says it was headed to the boat show. I'd still key it.

I'd cry if you did. Those are gorgeous boats.

Hey Bird, in keeping with tradition we should go fishing on Sunday. It's going to be 7 degrees and snowing.

Yeah, I'm thinking that leaving for your house this Saturday night wouldn't be a particularly brilliant idea. Pretty stupid idea on almost any weekend; this weekend in particular, moronic. Let's just say I've got better things to do than sleep on your couch.

So bird... you have a root canal scheduled for Saturday night? Perhaps a trip to the Opera?

Either of those sounds more inviting that another cod fishing expedition!

i think cod fishing next week would be awesme

C 'mon. That friggin' couch is the best sleeping couch EVAH! By itself it's worth the drive. The fresh fish would be gravy.

Probably just as well. You practically can't see the house from the street, by Saturday night it would be impossible.

I'm VERY fortunate. The guys from the DPW have decided to save me a ton of money and have pushed all of the snow when they cleared the intersection onto my front yard. From every storm. Nobody on the other three corners got any of it. I'm not going to have to mow the grass till the middle of freakin' July ! Schweeeeet!

I saved a ton of money by buying cod at the grocery store for ~$4/lb.

What's your cost for cod - including boat, licenses, fuel, tackle, bait, processing, etc.? $4,136.45?

Let the first one that brews to save money cast the first stone, amiright, Pauly?

AZ_IPA said:

I saved a ton of money by buying cod at the grocery store for ~$4/lb.

What's your cost for cod - including boat, licenses, fuel, tackle, bait, processing, etc.? $4,136.45?

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On a 'per pound' basis? WAY more than that. Way, way more.

bluemoose said:

Let the first one that brews to save money cast the first stone, amiright, Pauly?

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Farkin A right.

Anybody know if straight up rock salt will harm roof shingles? I am developing terrible ice dams, to the point where the melt is flowing down over the front door and freezing it shut. The snow buildup got ahead of me and now I need to get rid of that ice. I've shoveled off the snow but was too late. Will I screw up my roof shingles by throwing rock salt on them?

I don't think you want to use rock salt. My next door neighbor just threw up a couple of socks of calcium chloride up on the roof a couple of years ago. I didn't see any issues later on.What you really want to do is place the socks/pantyhose on the edge of the dam vertically. Cause a channel for the water to drain. I'm no expert but Mazz explained it also yesterday on the radio Good luck Paulie.

TheDudeLebowski said:

I don't think you want to use rock salt. My next door neighbor just threw up a couple of socks of calcium chloride up on the roof a couple of years ago. I didn't see any issues later on.What you really want to do is place the socks/pantyhose on the edge of the dam vertically. Cause a channel for the water to drain. I'm no expert but Mazz explained it also yesterday on the radio Good luck Paulie.

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This. And hammer some of it off creating a channel for the water to drain

Or climb up on the roof with a case of beer and a full bladder.

The girl at the cvs said "Somebody is planning a heck of a valentines party!" when I handed her the half dozen pair of nylon stockings.

I'm just grateful she reminded me it's VD.

Just toss a couple electric blankets up there. Use lots of indoor only extension cords.

Or hell, fire up the pizza oven. It'll melt the whole neighborhood.

It would take till tomorrow to get to it.

Calcium chloride works like a charm. Create the channel for a drain, then sprinkle it all over the ice. It'll be gone by April.

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Thanks Moose. You da bomb.

Here, Paul, I'll send this to you if you want.

paulthenurse said:

I'm just grateful she reminded me it's VD.

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Since you're at the drug store anyway, you should probably pick up some penicillin.

paulthenurse said:

The girl at the cvs said "Somebody is planning a heck of a valentines party!" when I handed her the half dozen pair of nylon stockings.

I'm just grateful she reminded me it's VD.

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Come on Paul... They're hooker bait, right?

paulthenurse said:

I'm just grateful she reminded me it's VD.

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Somebody make this a sig...

Morning Massholes! Everyone warm and safe today?

Morning Massholes I was born and raised in MA just moved to Florida have to say glad I left before all that white gold. Be safe all....newbie to this forum and to wine making.

There some snow on the ground

I think I speak for the rest of the country when I say, HAHA.
(Pointing with my best Nelson voice)

It's gettin' crazy all up in here...

I just brewed five gallons of Blizzard IPA.

First time in a long time brewing inside on the stove with extract. House smells delicious, and I had fun. Only thing that can make this day better is five gallons of beer.

We got around 22 inches but the drifts were brutal. I had over 8 feet on my deck. Took my two hours just to clear off the deck. Myself and the guy next door worked as a team and cleared out 8 houses. Thank goodness it was dry, cold snow and relatively easy to move. I was so freaking cold and tired when I finished I went from the shower to bed for a nice long nap. Guess kegging the stout and the Double D has to wait till tomorrow.

Paulie. I was out on the Annisquam. Where were you?

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how the homeless rate in boston? are they atleast building igloos for themselves?

pantyhose vertically on the roof? i dont get it

NJbeer said:

pantyhose vertically on the roof? i dont get it

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.. it let's others know that swingers live in that particular house

PARTY TIME!!!

i have them all over the roof, ice dams are killing me this year. water all over the house getting inside.

NJbeer said:

pantyhose vertically on the roof? i dont get it

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Fill the panty hose with ice melt and lay them down top to bottom so when the ice melts it can run down the roof. Otherwise it builds up and backs up causing all number of problems.