The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

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Desert_Sky

Desert_Sky

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Ingredients:

Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15@ 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 @ 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2@ 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 @510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
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Just thinking of you HBTers and your homebrew bellyoff competition
 
That list is silly. 154 tbsp of canola oil? If you fry up a pound of onion rings in 50 gallons of oil, that doesn't mean that you're consuming 50 gallons of oil when you eat the rings. So, that accounts for about half of those calories right there.

And how does oregano have that many calories?

Regardless, that's sick...if you can eat that thing in one sitting (and not lose it behind furniture like Homer), then you need to seek help.
 
Damn that looks good, I like how it has lettuce on it just for good measure, good luck with that man!
 
Looks good, I might make one and leave out the onion rings hot dogs and not wash it down with canola oil. Looks like 2-3 meals :)
 
3500 calories burned = 1 pound of fat
that sandwich is 8.6 pounds of fat in the gut...belly on competition?
 
Dude I so want that. I just went by Hardees for a bacon burger and the bastiches had just closed. I want my bacon burger dammit!
 
Evan! said:
Regardless, that's sick...if you can eat that thing in one sitting (and not lose it behind furniture like Homer), then you need to seek help.
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I'd like the oppertunity to see if I need help . . . I have a feeling back in my prime eating days I probably could finish it and look for more
 
I like Pic #2 as an open faced sandwich. You bringing that next week Chimone?
 
that may be 30,000 calories, but consider how many calories you'll be adding if you drink enough beer to feel even the slightest buzz with all that already in your gut... ouch! stretch-marks!
 

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