TURN SIGNALS (rant)

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I use my horn, middle finger and 4 letter words to announce I'm turning at the last possible second. Serves those ass dryers right for driving on the road I pay for with MY taxes
 
I use my horn, middle finger and 4 letter words ...

I momentarily drive with my knee and hold up one hand, palm forward, all fingers outstretched, and at the same time hold up the other hand displaying just two fingers (like the peace sign) ... so basically indicating "7".
This is my common response to being given the finger.
The first time I did this and swmbo asked me what that was, and I explained it was a whole *weeks* worth of this
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, I ended up getting a mouth full of pop being sprayed all over the dashboard. She was amused by the idea ... but not the pop coming out her nose.
 
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