The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

I took the liberty of nominating myself. Seemed fitting somehow.

paulthenurse said:

I took the liberty of nominating myself. Seemed fitting somehow.

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Nominating yourself for the project of the month? Aren't you the project of the decade?

You funny!

Interesting...
http://www.hiddenlinksgolf.com/courses/course_i_v_Waterville%20Golf%20Links,%20Waterville,%20Ireland.html

If you have ADD skip to 1:08 in the video.

Disappointed today. I was asked this morning if I wanted to throw out the first pitch at the baseball game on the 4th (the local collegiate summer team). I didn't want to do it, but I knew my dear daughter would love to get out there. The people I talked to thought that was a great idea, we were all set, or so I though... but as it turns out, some miscommunication. They had also asked one of the local politicians, who decided to do it. So, C's out of luck this time.

Would have been a lot of fun to walk out there and watch her throw a strike down the middle, but alas...

So lets see...

They had their choice of you or some corrupt, cigar smokin', back room dealin', bribe acceptin' local hack. And they chose the hack. Does that pretty much summarise the situation?

I am shocked. SHOCKED!!!!!!!

I can't figure out how to embed the video, but I highly recommend you watch this to see what happens when RemDog loses a tooth on air.

Fcuking disasters. Too funny


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Saw that live last night, the only good part of the game...

Cheers!

When one of the most entertaining moments of the season involve dentistry your have officially become Milwaukee. Football can't get here soon enough.

Happy birthday America. Enjoy the day Massholes.

This sucks. Off for the past two days in the heat, humidity and hurricane. Working today and tomorrow when it's gonna be great out!

Hats off to the working man PTN. It isn't that great out. It's kinda breezy.

You're killing me!

Having fun at work Paul?

No. Gfy.

Sent from the kingdom of beer.

You too. 16 hours of wishing I were struck by lightening. On the plus side, OT is schweet.

that series of the last 6 posts were hilarious

Hope everyone got through the storm ok.
Pretty exciting out this way, that's for sure

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

Hope everyone got through the storm ok.
Pretty exciting out this way, that's for sure

Cheers!

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You live in f'ing Stow. The last time the local Popo gave out a parking ticket it was the talk of the town for two weeks.

paulthenurse said:

You live in f'ing Stow. The last time the local Popo gave out a parking ticket it was the talk of the town for two weeks.

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Meh. There isn't a meter or even a No Parking sign anywhere in town that I can recall. I doubt the constabulary have ever issued a ticket in that regard.

Otoh, they're almost as hard-core on speeding as the Wingnut Republic of Bolton. So watch yer ass on 117, bub...

Cheers!

What the all holy fcuk are you talking about??


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We're just marching in place for another fifteen posts or so.

Hey Mort did you get my email yesterday? Talk to Pat and come diving.

Paul - don't you have a project that needs work?

More than one. Tomorrow I'm going to focus on the Drink Beer and Fish Project.

paulthenurse said:

More than one. Tomorrow I'm going to focus on the Drink Beer and Fish Project.

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That sounds like a great project! I wish I could join you but I've got to work.


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paulthenurse said:

More than one. Tomorrow I'm going to focus on the Drink Beer and Fish Project.

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Holy FCK!! Why haven't you started a thread!?! I bet everyone will be just as riveted!


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Why don't you bang out of work tomorrow afternoon and come? Don't you have to take your ailing aunt to her doctors appointment or something?

I work both my jobs on Wednesdays. Double shift. And Matt peeping-toms this thread all the time so he would know the old Aunt wasn't sick.



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LOL! It's gotta suck that your boss knows all your moves before you can even use them...

Cheers! :cross:

"I can't go fishing! Are you kidding me? What if Matt finds out?"

I do not think that means what you think it means


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I'm ok with it

Home from work. Fed and watered. Hauled the old, decrepit AC up from the cellar. Did I ever tell you guys how much I prefer winter to summer? If youre cold you move your ass and you warm up. Heat is inescappable. I don't know how you do it, AZ. And spare us the story about it being dry heat. My oven, both the pending oven in the yard and the existing oven in the kitchen have dry heat. I wouldnt want to live in either of them.

It's 63*F right now where I live.

Don't lump all of AZ in with that sh!thole/hellhole Phoenix. That's like saying all of MA is like Norton.

I see what you did there.


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Phoenix must be some kind of bad to get compared to Norton. I shudder at the thought.

thought u outsmarted me huh?

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Phoenix must be some kind of bad to get compared to Norton. I shudder at the thought.

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Which is crap because Norton has dramatically more tremendously awesome breweries


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