This would REALLY suck.

BarleyWater · Jul 9, 2007

Imagine getting kicked in the balls, but worse.

Testicular Torsion

Never heard of it, didn't know it could happen, and THANK GOD I never had it happen to me.

Ã FlannagÃ¡in · Jul 9, 2007

...can even happen when a man's asleep.

Move over Ronald MacDonald, I've got a new night time fear. :|

DraconianHand · Jul 9, 2007

I can't even bring myself to click the link.

98EXL · Jul 9, 2007

that does sound crappy

Buford · Jul 9, 2007

There was a whole episode of the Venture Bros. on Adult Swim about that.

Castawayales · Jul 9, 2007

An acquaintance's son lost a testicle to this twist of fate. Poor kid has to take hormone's to keep himself from many issues including depression.

I'll take the mule kick or errant ground ball please.

Barry

98EXL · Jul 9, 2007

depression! Kid needs to figure out how to use it in his favor. Buddy of a buddy has one nut, and he uses it to get laid....and more often than he really deserves

...bastard

Evan! · Jul 9, 2007

98EXL said:
depression! Kid needs to figure out how to use it in his favor. Buddy of a buddy has one nut, and he uses it to get laid....and more often than he really deserves

...bastard

Um, not to pry too much, but...what in the hell would draw women (or men, who knows?) to the spectacle of a single nut? Is it like amputee fetishes or something?

98EXL · Jul 9, 2007

I really think it's all sympathy sex....I dunno

It's like a guy I know who has a covered wagon...same deal

MC_Tappers · Jul 9, 2007

I had to stop reading that after a few sentences.... The sympathy sex thing is funny. Whatever works I guess.

olllllo · Jul 10, 2007

Here's a little something for the ladies:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19700137/

Fingers · Jul 10, 2007

I'll never un-know that now. Bastard.

Unnnngh..

DeathBrewer · Jul 10, 2007

i've read about that before. what a horrible practice. people who believe in that crap need to DIAF

ArroganceFan · Jul 10, 2007

I used to work in an ER and we had one guy come in with this...it was f@#$%*g ugly. I usually didn't feel sorry for very many of our patients, but this guy had all of my sympathy. I wouldn't wish what he went through on anyone...

EvilTOJ · Jul 12, 2007

One more reason to get the ol' vasectomy paperwork going. Can't twist em if the tubes are cut!

Brewer3401 · Jul 12, 2007

I heard Hitler had one nut.
Don't know for sure, but that's what I heard.

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn't want to, but I felt that I owed it to them. (Judge Smails - Caddyshack)

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