Pumpkin does not belong in beer

October or not. It's wrong.

I just think that needed to be said.

Glad you said it... but I love it!

jayhuff said:

Glad you said it... but I love it!

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You can love it, but it's still wrong...like relations with your cousin or ketchup on a hot dog.

Glad you got that off your chest. I'm going home to a nice, silky pumpkin ale.

Anal sex might be wrong too....but I have never wanted to be right.

Tell that to our founding fathers! Tommy J. was one of the first to use pumpkin in his beers! That's a style that has been around for a long time, and it doesn't look like it is leaving soon.

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

Anal sex might be wrong too....but I have never wanted to be right.

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Wow. Just wow.

StunnedMonkey said:

October or not. It's wrong.

I just think that needed to be said.

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i do not enjoy the pumpkin tainted beer. it's not wrong, and when the economy collapses, you'll pine for pumpkin beer, but for now i'll pass.

edit: is that as pitcher or catcher sabre? :OP

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

Anal sex might be wrong too....but I have never wanted to be right.

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Please tell me you're pitching and not catching.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

lmfao.........

I'm going further. Any sort of "spiced" beer is wrong. I don't care if it's freaking Christmas. No nutmeg. No vanilla. No parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme.

And I'll go off the edge completely...outside of a traditional Lambic, no fruit. No raspberry wheat. No watermelon blonde. Yeah Shecky...no freakin' Orange Blossom anything.

You guys have any questions about what I'll be allowing, let me know. But this foo foo stuff needs nipped. I'm just saying.

I dont play baseball. Baseball is for fags.

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

I dont play baseball. Baseball is for fags.

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I hear what you're saying, however I chooose to ignore your point.

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

Anal sex might be wrong too....but I have never wanted to be right.

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They named a beer after it, The Edmund Fitzgerald, or as they call it around here EF.

No specialty malts or other hops to give the beer different flavors either. Screw it, SMASH beers from now on with only 2 row and Fuggles.

McKBrew said:

No specialty malts or other hops to give the beer different flavors either. Screw it, SMASH beers from now on with only 2 row and Fuggles.

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Now that's just ridiculous. I think Goldings are acceptable as well.

StunnedMonkey said:

Yeah Shecky...no freakin' Orange Blossom anything.

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It was for my wife, really.
Man, you have a lot of rules. Must be tough getting through the day.

shecky said:

Man, you have a lot of rules.

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Yeah. Coming up with the rules is actually pretty easy. Locating minions to follow those rules is proving to be a bit more more challenging.