Man, she's a horse in bed. Literally.

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

From the category 'truth really is stranger than fiction,' I give you this man:

Unstable? S.C. man on probation for horse sex has sex with same horse again

Cripes, the least he could have done was find a different horse.

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 30, 2009

jmulligan · Jul 30, 2009

Vereen was charged with buggery and tresspassing...

LMAO! That is AWESOME, I can't believe "buggery" is an actual charge.

jgln · Jul 30, 2009

shecky said:
From the category 'truth really is stranger than fiction,' I give you this man:

Unstable? S.C. man on probation for horse sex has sex with same horse again

Cripes, the least he could have done was find a different horse.

How many horses can you find willing to have sex with you. He found himself a keeper!

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

The best part is he said he was looking for a bathroom.

ohiobrewtus · Jul 30, 2009

ok, so wait a minute here... lol

Is the horse male or female?

roylee · Jul 30, 2009

If it ain't a mare the guy is really sick.

IrregularPulse · Jul 30, 2009

roylee said:
If it ain't a mare the guy is really sick.

Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!

dataz722 · Jul 30, 2009

IrregularPulse said:
Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!

Was there ever a doubt about that?

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 30, 2009

In the words of the Great 'Vanilla Ice' - "A hole is a hole"

C'mon guys, it's all poink on the inside. Right?

jgln · Jul 30, 2009

I bet he is hung like a ________.

Hambone · Jul 30, 2009

Maybe he actually loved the horse. :drunk:

ohiobrewtus · Jul 30, 2009

dataz722 said:
Was there ever a doubt about that?

lmao

567890

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

Where's the picture of the horse? Disappointing...

jgln · Jul 30, 2009

beerkrump said:
Where's the picture of the horse? Disappointing...

NJ 101.5 online has video of the horse and the owner talking about it.

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 30, 2009

Do you think there was any foreplay? Was he concerened about the horse "arriving"?

IrregularPulse · Jul 30, 2009

beerkrump said:
Where's the picture of the horse? Disappointing...

I think you need a credit card for that.

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

He asked if she does anal. She said neigh.

Oh c'mon, you know you were thinking it!

Homercidal · Jul 30, 2009

So glad I declined to comment on this post.

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

Homercidal, sometimes the combination of your comments and avatar crack me up.

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
unless that horse is your *****.

homebeerbrewer · Jul 30, 2009

jgln said:
NJ 101.5 online has video of the horse and the owner talking about it.

So the horse talks too? What did it say?

Parker36 · Jul 30, 2009

Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

shecky said:
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
unless that horse is your *****.

News Update.

The police have updated their information and have changed the identity of the second party to Rosanne Barr and have issued an apology to the horse.

ohiobrewtus · Jul 30, 2009

beerkrump said:
News Update.

The police have updated their information and have changed the identity of the second party to Rosanne Barr and have issued an apology to the horse.

This thread just keeps getting better!

Parker36 · Jul 30, 2009

ohiobrewtus said:
This thread just keeps getting better!

I don't know, material is starting to run thin

GilaMinumBeer · Jul 30, 2009

Parker36 said:
Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: The Seattle Times: Local News: Details we can't quite comprehend

What the...... perforated colon?

So, "he" wasn;t having sex with the horse so much as the horse was having sex with him?

Holy Crap! Literally!

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

Ohh, I think I've got an idea for a new reality TV show....

jgln · Jul 30, 2009

homebeerbrewer said:
So the horse talks too? What did it say?

Why is there no laughing face to choose from??

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

homebeerbrewer said:
So the horse talks too? What did it say?

What do you think it said?

"Willlllbbbuuurrrrr."

Parker36 · Jul 30, 2009

shecky said:
What do you think it said?

"Willlllbbbuuurrrrr."

Haha, you're old.

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

Parker36 said:
Haha, you're old.

If you got it, so are you.

Being named Ed, you have no idea how many Mr. Ed references I had to endure growing up.

HighPlainsDrifter · Jul 30, 2009

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago that her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

Sugar should have made him use a condom.

Nice to see that South Carolina is keeping true to stereotypes.

beerkrump · Jul 30, 2009

I don't think that's the horse's real name.

Clayton · Jul 30, 2009

he was heading down to the sugar shack.

"She suspected Vereen would not be able to stay away from her horse, so she was ready when he snuck into her barn Monday. "

shecky · Jul 30, 2009

It would be a kick in the head if the horse wound up preggers.

Tin roof, rusted.

DeathBrewer · Jul 30, 2009

Parker36 said:
Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: The Seattle Times: Local News: Details we can't quite comprehend

I was wondering when someone was going to mention Mr. Hands. There is a video out there if you're interested.

DeathBrewer · Jul 30, 2009

Parker36 said:
Haha, you're old.

I used to watch that **** all the time. You calling me old, too?

no1likesme · Jul 30, 2009

in the middle of his romp in the hay with her 21-year-old horse, Sugar.

Look on the bright side, at least the horse was of age.

jgln · Jul 30, 2009

Parker36 said:
Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: The Seattle Times: Local News: Details we can't quite comprehend

Too many details.

Man, she's a horse in bed. Literally.

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