HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

DeathBrewer · Oct 21, 2009

Reminds me of Chipotl-away.

Uncle Timmy · Nov 3, 2009

Hammy71 said:
"Not only will your dick fall off.....your finger will stink too....."

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Context doesn't matter. That's a memorable quote right there.
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Boerderij_Kabouter · Nov 4, 2009

KingBrianI said:
I've worried about that with my smaller _____ before, but I think even then I have more than 4".

Care to buy a noun?

philrose · Nov 6, 2009

Cant Say I've read all 50 pages of this thread...sorry if this is a repeat

weirdboy said:
Stick a coat hanger in it?

Revvy · Nov 8, 2009

TeufelBrew said:
Bugs.

WTF.

Yep, they get in yer boling wort.

Yep, they get in your cooling wort.

Beer been make for boocoo years and then some. Bugs no dman prob@!!!!

Pples, brw de damed bre and be fukin hap[y! FUg de biug!

This should be a tread on it's own..it has Drukken ramblings Iconic potential, on par with teh codemonkeys thread....

Zul'jin · Nov 9, 2009

I have always grabbed both ends, twisted and pulled. The result is usually the same. Bones in one hand and meat in the other.
-beerthirty

You're pulling it too hard.

bob1852 · Nov 17, 2009

YooperBrew said:
Remember what your mother said? Remember the Golden Rule? I want to modify it. If you can't be helpful, at least STFU.

Here, here! :tank:

Revvy · Nov 18, 2009

Denny said:
A If you can't step up a yeast starter without it getting infected, perhaps you should consider taking up knitting for a hobby instead.

The master hath spoken. :mug:

Zen_Brew · Nov 18, 2009

Matt and his friend Jose Cuervo explaining his hair length in the drunken rambling thread.

Matt Up North said:
I am at the furthest point from my head that my hair has been in over ten years.

ohiobrewtus · Nov 29, 2009

Revvy said:
And you're a jealous biatch because I get more attention on here than you, and more folks on here think you are a bigger C@#ksucker than I am.

I find this all very confusing.

Revvy · Nov 29, 2009

Evan! said:
Not very christ-like, I'd venture to say.

You ever actually read what HE did to the money changers and the fig tree?

He didn't tolerate *****ebags either.

"christ-like" does not equal "punching bag" no matter what bullies like you, and their sycophants like 'brewtus may think. That is if you could actually think :mug:

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Nov 29, 2009

Gentlemen, choose your handbags, take ten paces and start slapping. :cross:

ChshreCat · Nov 29, 2009

This one needs reposting in here to make it official...

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
Gentlemen, choose your handbags, take ten paces and start slapping. :cross:

ohiobrewtus · Nov 29, 2009

No need to drag me into this, fellas. I saw a memorable quote and I posted it.

LGI - Instant classic!

Revvy said:
...and their sycophants like 'brewtus may think. That is if you could actually think

Oh the irony - it burns!

IrregularPulse · Dec 2, 2009

bernerbrau said:
You, sir, are so lacking in couth you could piss off a buddhist high priest.

I'm so proud.

dataz722 · Dec 2, 2009

GilaMinumBeer said:
An affair insinuates an emotional connection. Pretty sure this is just plain jungle fvcking. You know, the kind that results in Monkey and Zebra call sounds.

Oh, wait, you've only seen that on-line.

Wow, the Tap Room gets two quotes in here in under an hour

Revvy · Dec 5, 2009

This is so worth being here....

mordantly said:
starsan also works wonders on yuor junk.. after a "suspect" drunken encounter.

mordantly · Dec 5, 2009

Uncle Timmy said:
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Context doesn't matter. That's a memorable quote right there.
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theres no context that could makes sense.

ChshreCat · Dec 11, 2009

chainsawbrewing said:
i do like penn station...they have good meat

Yeah, you and Larry Craig both...

Uncle Timmy · Dec 11, 2009

ChshreCat said:
Yeah, you and Larry Craig both...

Come on now. Let's give credit where credit's due. Ol' Larry pulled that "boner" at the Minneapolis Airport. We take pride in our restrooms. And our meat.

DragonsLair · Dec 12, 2009

Revvy said:
I'm sure you accompolish a lot in your job...the world runs on your back...

You are the true saints of this world having to deal with all the "are my compooter broken?" questions...and waay stupid operator errors.

That's like telling your crack supplier, "Thanks for taking such good care of me."

mordantly · Dec 13, 2009

mordantly said:
i just diip the tip when sampling.

AZ_IPA said:

and make sure to pull it out before high krausen....

Click to expand...

mordantly said:
i pull out mid-krausen! that way i can spill everywhere.

.............................

dataz722 · Dec 15, 2009

Brew-Happy said:
"See your problem is that you are low on sphinter fluid"

And where is the dipstick to check the fluid?

Denny's Evil Concoctions · Dec 15, 2009

YooperBrew said:
I don't know if that's an insult or not. When I'm sober, I'll read that again and either say "thank you" or ban you. I'll let you know which it is tomorrow. If I'm sober.

This one is a classic.

dataz722 · Dec 18, 2009

Barc said:
Night cap? That's how you start the night. You end it with hookers, blow, and a red-hot sausage (you'll understand the need for the sausage later; for now, just keep one handy).

It's funny cause its true.

mordantly · Dec 18, 2009

nostalgia said:
...They are not removable, nor do they have any burrs on them. I guess I just squoze too hard

121315345112

Zul'jin · Dec 18, 2009

Can you also stuff sausage with that rig?
-pilotdane

Denny's Evil Concoctions · Dec 20, 2009

Doc Robinson said:
I just completely **** my pants. I'm not kidding. I was trying to get post #48489 out before hitting the bathroom. I'm not talking about a shart. I'm talking about a full on, cupping the *******, feeling a handful of poo fill the space, 7 inch diameter **** stain, 10 minute cleanup type of **** my pants.

The worst part...I was commando in my only pair of jeans.

Ahh the humanity!

Denny's Evil Concoctions · Dec 21, 2009

Falling asleep on the toilet.. classic

IrregularPulse said:
The daily crap-nap is a must!

Dalarast · Dec 21, 2009

"I've never been accused of being in a cult. I've been accused of being a drunk, though." -YooperBrew

EvilTOJ · Dec 23, 2009

Denny's Evil Concoctions said:
This one is a classic.

Well I'm not banned, so she either took it as a compliment, or was so drunk she forgot about the whole thing

philrose · Dec 24, 2009

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
"Bitter" and "Mild' make great tattoos for lady's nipples though.

so true, how can you not quote it!

chefmike · Dec 24, 2009

Octavius said:
Of course, that was in the days when the preferred method of adding yeast was to float it on a piece of toast in the wort!

I don't know... it was from a few months ago... but I laughed when I read it.

Holidays are for memmories, right?!?!

Zul'jin · Dec 26, 2009

BBking: I go to my moms here in a few and thats where the real booty will be.

Oh yeah! :rockin:

ChshreCat · Dec 27, 2009

Zul'jin said:
Oh yeah! :rockin:

I don't think that a MILF is really supposed to be YOUR mom!

EvilTOJ · Dec 30, 2009

wilserbrewer said:
Show us your tool already! Enough

From the GreenMonti cocktease thread.

Revvy · Dec 30, 2009

BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

GilaMinumBeer said:
That's what Mohammed said. And now look at what has become of it. a society enamoured by crotch rockets on airlines.

Denny's Evil Concoctions · Jan 1, 2010

After I finally got up off the floor from laughing I decided this should be posted here.

bull8042 said:
I just had a great idea. In the bottom left below the avatar, there is an "alert" icon to report a post to the mods if it doesn't belong on the site. We should see if the admin will add another button that we can use to report infection/Mr. Beer posts directly to Revvy.

Revvy · Jan 5, 2010

10 chars...........

thataintchicken said:
would the stone ignore the scorpion in order to find peace?

wait.... oh hell, I'm channeling Zul'Jin again.

mordantly · Jan 6, 2010

this is from the teacher.

Revvy said:
LOL...

I wish I could remember who posted the picture...I think it might have been yooper acutally.

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