Interesting Game

Kind of a Fun little Game...Apparentley.....I Ran Naked with Cookie Monster Because I love to snort Cocaine.

Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I slapped
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- i smoked with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I robbed
10 (Oct) - I shot
11 (Nov) -I ran shirtless with
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a mop**
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - a hottie
07 - a homeless guy
08 - my lover
09 - a rock star
10 - a french fry
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - a drunk
15 - a whore
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a crack head
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 -A toothbrush
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - your mom
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - a bowl of cereal

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because I love to snort cocaine
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because im the sexiest ***** alive
Other - because I have double D's
Green -becouse that ho stole my taco
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm sexy like that
Tye dye- because Im a ****ing scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
Stripes-because my mom made me

I robbed your mom because that ho stole my taco!

Boy am I glad I'm not wearing my favorite red shirt...

ETA:
Forgot the game part:

I slapped my lover because I'm sexy like that. (Sometime I gotta try that)

I banged a rock star because I had to.

Well!

I hope it was that sexy dude from Pearl Jam. GrrrRROWL!

I stabbed a crack head because I'm sexy like that.

I jumped a toothbrush because I love marijuana......................learn something new about yourself everyday.

I ran naked with your mom because that ho stole my taco....HA

I cuddled with a crack head because I have AMAZING boobs.

That's it. I'm going home.


TL

TexLaw said:

I cuddled with a crack head because I have AMAZING boobs.

That's it. I'm going home.


TL

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LMAO Oh my God that is Hilarious!!!!

I needed a homo because im the sexiest ***** alive.

????

I jumped a dog because I love to snort cocaine.:rockin:

I killed a stripper because I'm sexy like that

I cuddled with a porn star because I'm the sexiest ***** alive.

I jumped a bag of weed because I'm sexy like that.

I jumped a homeless guy because I have a killer six pack.

I banged a teletubby because i'm sexy like that

I choose to play tomorrow because I am wearing a red shirt

I needed the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs WTF!

SuperiorBrew said:

I choose to play tomorrow because I am wearing a red shirt

I needed the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs WTF!

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Lmao oh come on be a sport!

I slapped a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs.

TexLaw said:

I cuddled with a crack head because I have AMAZING boobs.

That's it. I'm going home.


TL

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going home to cuddle a crack head?

SuperiorBrew said:

I choose to play tomorrow because I am wearing a red shirt

I needed the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs WTF!

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I would like to reference that Orpheus posting in Drunken Ramblings about the Lemon.

Remarkable coincidence, doncha think?

SuperiorBrew said:

I choose to play tomorrow because I am wearing a red shirt

I needed the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs WTF!

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Just dont drink too much Homebrew and Start crashing through walls Screaming OH YA!!!

Reminds me of this...

I stabbed a stripper because my mom made me

I banged a hottie because my mom made me.

adx said:

I banged a hottie because my mom made me.

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Hey is your pic from that old school computer game "The Oregon Trail" ?

i smoked with a bum because im the sexiest ***** alive

sounds about right

I smoked with a condom because I snort cocaine.

Sounds gayish?

landhoney said:

I smoked with a condom because I snort cocaine.

Sounds gayish?

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Not gayish but at least your using protection when you smoke.

I cuddled with a homo because I like marijuana.

I don't like this game AT ALL.

I jumped the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.

I ran naked with a crack head, because I have amazing boobs. heh..

I stabbed a whore because I'm sexy like that

lots of people with blue shirts.

I slapped a crack head because I'm sexy like that.

Lots of blue shirts today.

I shot the cookie monster because I am sexy like that.

Crumbs.

<-----I shot the trojan man because im the sexiest ***** alive

I cuddled with Cookie Monster because I have AMAZING boobs. Wow, is this a bad sign?

I slapped a bag of weed becuse that ho stole my taco

I cuddled with my boyfriend because I snort cocaine.


Can it get much worse? ...

I Robbed A Homeless Guy Because I Love Marijuana

This is a fun game, but I have one thats even better! Ok, now for each number in your SSN and ATM PIN............