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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

-Kramer
 
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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

-Kramer
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