The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Thunder_Chicken said:

No chips for you then.

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thats alright, he dosent need them...

You gotta go three and a quarter and you're telling somebody to stay away from the potato chips? Are you sheeting me?

Hold on... Lemme go back an grab my whole Pot and Kettle quote from a page or two back.

I didn't say I wasn't pleasantly plump, I'm just surprised that someone who's on a first name basis with the staff at the All You Can Eat Buffet is recommending Dakota avoid the chips.


Even if it IS good advice. Lets face it, Mike, you're pants are getting a little tight. Just sayin'.

That's what I love about you all ****ers; relative to you, I'm svelte.

No you're not.

hey, ive lost 25 pounds in the last 3 months

Turn around, I think they've been found.

nope, your not standing behind me. whew

ComcastWineRookie said:

hey, ive lost 25 pounds in the last 3 months

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That's like me taking a **** relative to size

You uptight little twit, you haven't taken a suit since the Bush administration.

paulthenurse said:

You uptight little twit, you haven't taken a suit since the Bush administration.

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Not true from what I have heard... He's allowed one a week.

paulthenurse said:

You're right. You and Yeager, both living in Norton. Norton, that hotbed of commerce and venture capital. Both starting up a brewery within months of each other, sheet, practically within sight of each other. Your selling your training wheels to him. You two mocking each other regularly,

Nope. None of that's chuckle worthy

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Det er ikke vandet det er blåbær.

I figured Yeag's would be going for something Cantillon-like?

Being allowed one and taking one are not quite the same thing, Not even close. By right, law and custom he's 'ALLOWED' to put the spurs to his wife from time to time.

'Nuff said.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Det er ikke vandet det er blåbær.

I figured Yeag's would be going for something Cantillon-like?

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I'm fluent in English, German and ****faced. You lost me.

I was referencing the Cantillon blåbær/Blueberry Lambic. It's Danish for "It's not the water it's the blueberries"

Yeager is Danish?

TheDudeLebowski said:

I was referencing the Cantillon blåbær/Blueberry Lambic. It's Danish for "It's not the water it's the blueberries"

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No. He's a pedophile. Similar but way different.

It's TIm Tebow time boys

Tim Tebow, ARod and the Perseid meteor shower. The stars are aligned. You may well drive into a black hole steering by them tonight but they ARE aligned.

Ha! I am hoping for Tebow to butt fumble tonight at this cluster-f is finally over with

Right after the schweet baby Jeebus told me about the Duchess of York's coochie he told me how much he hates that fuarktard:

"Seriously ... The dip**** gets in the fast lane on the Expressway during rush hour and somehow it's because of me? Really?

"Yo, Timmy!!! If I could fix a traffic jam so someone could go 55 why would I waste that on your kneeling ass? It here are only do many miracles in the miracle bank.@

I know I am only a lowly homebrewer in this thread with such celebs as Cape and Yeager ....but I just tossed the boomerang into the night of redeeming

You made a Stealy Stout?

It's a Dubble.

Schweet

I gotta get a breathalyzer for my keyboard so I don't keep posting my drunken, psychotic ranting and ravings.

Aw, the thread would wither and die without the constant stream of....um....

On a totally different note, I pity the boat owning fool who didn't load up his boat with homebrews, cruise down the Charles out into the hahbah, putt out to Spectacle for some swimmin', then scoot up Fort Point Channel and hit the 'Crab for fried shellfish before doing the lazy putt back up the Charles while finishing off the 'brews.

It was an awesome day...

Cheers!

I don't know which is sadder; that you were trying to say something nice about my psychotic ranting and ravings or that I recognized that you were trying to say something nice about them and was touched by your 'kindness.'

paulthenurse said:

I don't know which is sadder; that you were trying to say something nice about my psychotic ranting and ravings or that I recognized that you were trying to say something nice about them and was touched by your 'kindness.'

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Sad I wasn't invited...

There wasn't room for your mom on the boat... and he knows how you like to bring her to things

Yes, the phrase "We're gonna need a bigger boat" comes to mind.

Sorry, PTN. It was either you or 40 gallons of fuel...

Cheers!

More like 30 but I understand. It's all about the trim.

Unlike your buds, I'm just playin' here You'd be welcome on board any time, but after seeing you're new toy there's no doubt you'd be slumming.

Aaaanyway, has there been a more spectacular weekend weather-wise in a year? Jeeze, even though I've been skiing for nearly 60 years I think I'd still take this every day...

Cheers!

We're headed to the Cape (the other one, the real one) tomorrow. Spending tomorrow night anchored offshore watching the meteor shower then diving the wreck of the Port Hunter on Tuesday. Ill head down to Cuttyhunk after and anchor in the harbor. Ya baby!

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

paulthenurse said:

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

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stuck halfway to the cape?

paulthenurse said:

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

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Well sht... the damn boat is probably only supposed to run with a 18 inch draft... but when you step on the thing drops to a 6 foot draft... that CAN'T help on gas milage.

"Yeeeeah... this is the Captain speaking. We're tying up now and folks will have about two hours to go ashore for some site-seeing. One quick reminder... I need to ask Mr. TheNurse, NOT to run to the port side railings any longer and please, PLEASE, stay towards the center of the ship. Thank you".

"Oh look folks... a large pack of seal lions are swimming just off the port side... Whoa... WHOA!!!! WHOAAAA!!! PAUL!!!! STOP!!! STOP PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"