Where's the video of the guy who sanitizes inside his gloves?

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I still say he's authentically moonbat-**** crazy! No way this is a put on. Couldn't be that good, and he's just got "that quality" about him that's classic (maybe stereotypical, sure) nerd that really doesn't understand how the world sees him.

It is rather entertaining at times though! But in small doses, as much more than that will make you queasy. And as for the holocaust denial stuff, etc., I haven't seen it, and that only confirms my thoughts on the guy. He's out there, where nobody should be.
 
mjdonnelly68 said:
Jesus. Mary. And Joseph.

If this was the first video I came across when I was researching homebrewing, I'd have run screaming from the hobby.

Crazy and annoying simultaneously at levels that no human should be subjected to. We should fix him up with this lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6OGbWkXj0I
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I don't.... uhh..... I can't..... uhh.... uhh.......what?
 
I think he mentioned at one point that his wife was out at the time he was recording. Up to that point I thought he lived in his mothers basement, but anyway he claims to be married. Can you imagine what she is like? Perhaps she wasn't home because she was fighting alongside the Medal of Honor winning robot created by Hugh Jackman. Good to know Vlad Putin frequents the MacDonalds on the space station. Their fries are out of this world.
 
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McDonalds and scientists saving the world.. It's a well known fact.
 
AZ_IPA said:
The "technique" of taking the cap off the growler and putting foil on is absolutely epic. You'd think he was disarming a bomb or something.
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It may have already been pointed out in this thread (TLDR), but you mean where he puts very poorly sprays about a tenth of one surface of the foil, then puts that partially sanitized side out rather than in on the jug?
 
I'll warn you guys against watching that video prior to a brew day. I found myself all day today talking to myself about needing more "star San, yeah definitely star San" in that crazy voice.
 
SpeedYellow said:
I'll warn you guys against watching that video prior to a brew day. I found myself all day today talking to myself about needing more "star San, yeah definitely star San" in that crazy voice.
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Star San, slowly around the driveway... Definitely more Star San...
 
I'm actually more anal about measuring out hop quantities than this guy is, which has made me re-think that part of my process.

I'm pretty sure that only really expensive lab equipment could tell the difference between 1.00 ounce of hops and 1.03 ounces of hops in a five gallon brew, but it makes me happy to know that I have exactly 1 ounce of hops in there, and my brew partner is picky in the same exact way, so it's all good.
 
fnord said:
It may have already been pointed out in this thread (TLDR), but you mean where he puts very poorly sprays about a tenth of one surface of the foil, then puts that partially sanitized side out rather than in on the jug?
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And then sprays the **** of the outside after he puts it on. :p
 
I learned all my sanitation techniques from him.....I did learn that my beer was great due to having awesome lacing and head retention, even though I had to dump the entire batch because it tasted like horse urine. But I think that was still my bestest batch ever! I love this guy. He is the Yoda of homebrewing.

beerloaf
 
While watching this guy I find it impossible to not constantly say "shut the f@$% up!" while hoping his entire house gets infected by some nasty bacteria.

I sneezed in my first batch (during boil) and had one batch that had a bit of dog hair find its way in (fell out in the trub). I would give this guy a heart attack.
 
inhousebrew said:
In Chris Whites Yeast book he talks about having a open flame near your work station to create an upward draft of hot air which will propel any contaminants upward with it away from your work. So instead of Starsan misting you could just light a hundred candles around your carboys while you rack....

That would actually make a pretty cool picture now that I think about it...with a long lab coat on....looking crazy in the dim light....eventually bursting into flames....
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I only brew by candlelight. It's sexy that way.
 
Wow, I could have gone my whole live without seeing that.... I did laugh when he was so carefull to make sure no dust could get into the carboy with the pierced foil and all, then pumped it into an open top plastic pitcher :confused: . Now I want to brew a batch without sanitizing anything and post the video just to give this guy a stroke. :mug:
 
dover157 said:
Wow, I could have gone my whole live without seeing that.... I did laugh when he was so carefull to make sure no dust could get into the carboy with the pierced foil and all, then pumped it into an open top plastic pitcher :confused: . Now I want to brew a batch without sanitizing anything and post the video just to give this guy a stroke. :mug:
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I think he was decanting his yeast starter. I think.
 
chessking said:
I think he mentioned at one point that his wife was out at the time he was recording. Up to that point I thought he lived in his mothers basement, but anyway he claims to be married. Can you imagine what she is like? Perhaps she wasn't home because she was fighting alongside the Medal of Honor winning robot created by Hugh Jackman. Good to know Vlad Putin frequents the MacDonalds on the space station. Their fries are out of this world.
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In one of his videos his "wife" does make an appearance. She was prettier than I expected. Not my type but it proves that there is someone for everyone.
 
The one where he's in the Dominican Republic getting all giddy over pouring a Brahma into a pint glass is good.

That is, if you consider him going on and on and on about head retention and lacing as if he just experienced his first orgasm while watching a low budget porn flick from the 80s as "good", then yeah....I guess. The guy's definitely nuttier than squirrel turds, that's for sure.
 
Isn't this the same guy who posted all those argumentative videos about the Cooper's fermentors? I think he was angry because his air lock wasn't bubbling due to a design issue on the Cooper fermentor?
 
Thanks for sharing this. I missed it the first time around. This is...just amazing.

I am equal parts amused and horrified by this psychopath.
 
WOW..... I'm speechless! This guy is 100% batsh!t crazy! He reminds me of Eugene Levy, but crazier.
 
Hammy71 said:
I watched 3 minutes of the yeast starter one (all I could take). Sooner (OP), I want my 3 minutes back. What an annoying person.
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Think of what you learned in those 3 minutes! No comprende' on the minutes back. You are older and wiser!:ban:
 
Breck09 said:
In one of his videos his "wife" does make an appearance. She was prettier than I expected. Not my type but it proves that there is someone for everyone.
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I guess that "someone for everyone" part is true. I had a guy tell me, after learning I was married, "Well, if she's not blind. She must be stupid". Of course she is neither, I just got her to the alter before she got wise to my act.
 
chessking said:
I guess that "someone for everyone" part is true. I had a guy tell me, after learning I was married, "Well, if she's not blind. She must be stupid". Of course she is neither, I just got her to the alter before she got wise to my act.
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I may be misreading your post, but that's a pretty ****ty thing to say to someone. I hope that guy wasn't a complete stranger.
 
Yesfan said:
I may be misreading your post, but that's a pretty ****ty thing to say to someone. I hope that guy wasn't a complete stranger.
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He has gone on to be one of my best friends. It was more of a comment on me. She is a lovely proper English lady, and I'm a big soup sandwich looking outspoken American, who don't mind getting some on him. I got hair in strange places, I dig the three stooges, and think about beer all the time. It was actually quite a humorous moment.
 
This guy scares me. Who puts a laugh track behind themselves when alone? If Jeffrey Dahmer had access to iMovie, he would likely do something similar to this video.
 
After watching the yeast starter video I wouldn't have been surprised if I saw something like this:

"Five days prior to brewing begin Star San protocol. Consume 3 ounces of Star San three times a day along with 8 ounces of water. This will ensure that all body fluids have been properly sanitized."

Too much?:)
 
What we have here is we have dry malt extract, and what we're gunna do is were gunna hydrate this dry malt extract, ok? So, what we're gunna do is we're gunna heat up some water, and were gunna stir this in, ok? We're gunna make sure there's no clumps and what were gunna do is were gunna stir it, ok?
 

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