The continuous movie quote thread

We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom.

"Do you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Who?
Jack Burton! Me" - Big Trouble in Little China

The Dude Abides

Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."


God I could just post the whole movie here but I won't

IrregularPulse said:

God I could just post the whole movie here but I won't

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"Whose baby is that?"
"Check its collar or something."

Yes, it's true, officer. This man has no dick.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Uh, attention. Attention We're looking for the chick with big boobs.
Yeah. We are ready to do you now.

Two random faves:

- A man's gotta know his limitations - Dirty Harry

- Would you like to see my tits? / More than anything in this world - Random porno movie I once rented

"Woah"

random of Keanu Reaves 100,000,000 lines saying this

'Her nipples were brown and leathery, yet sensitive' - Gent Magazine circa 1979

Kronin said:

"Woah"

random of Keanu Reaves 100,000,000 lines saying this

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That was the one from Johnny Mnemonic, right?

...I thought so. Do you remember this one?

"Woah!"

bsruther said:

Recognize this one?
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

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Ha, I was going to use that one. It's only from the greatest movie of all time, "Unforgiven."

I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source.

from the greatest comedy of all friggin time:

"How 'bout a Fresca?!?!"

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

I can eat fifty eggs.

Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a *****

DeathBrewer said:

That was the one from Johnny Mnemonic, right?

...I thought so. Do you remember this one?

"Woah!"

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Has to be The Matrix.

GAbrewer said:

Has to be The Matrix.

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Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Nick: [Nick meets Bob for the first time, after having surprised him while hiding in Bob's garage] That thing with the cabinets, it was terrific... Nick Pirandello, CIA. And you're Bob Wilson, right? You know, while I was looking around for something to work with - I hope you don't mind me using some of your stuff - anyway, I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob? ---Real Men

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle" - Ajax - "The Warriors"

"You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here."

"Who"

"Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird."

"What, are you doped up now?"

"Hey, don't talk to me that way, @ssface. I don't work for you yet."

-Fletch F. Fletch

Since I work for you now, you can ask me if I'm on dope. But if you do, I get to ask you a question.

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ****, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."

-Jon Stewart

Patrick Bateman:I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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I know so many people that hated that movie, but I liked it...although the ending was kind of lame. Perhaps I should read the book.

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

"it's what!?"

"it's classified. i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you."