We gotta have a George Dubbya quotes thread

so here is the first one that made me spew beer from my nose while reading...

“The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”

Hah, Amurrica!

Ah'm a giant ****ing retard!

-GW Bush

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —President Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

And Jessie Jackson's more than brilliant response:

BRENT MERRILL: As you saw today at the president’s conference, the leader of the free world does not understand tribal sovereignty. What would you do in your estimation, Reverend, what would you do and how would you advise tribes to educate our folks, just exactly what tribal sovereignty is?

JESSE JACKSON: The President explained. You just didn’t understand. Sovereignty is sovereignty. You understand? It’s like in sovereignity. If you are on a reservation, you have been soverized. Your Ph.D. is in soverbication. You understand? I don’t think you understand.

Wow, so the only person who can hold a candle to Dubya's stupidity is Jesse Jackson.

What a shocker.

Lmao
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"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

Madman said:

Wow, so the only person who can hold a candle to Dubya's stupidity is Jesse Jackson.

What a shocker.

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You can flip a coin on those two.................

Borisbbadd said:

You can flip a coin on those two.................

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Think I'd rather flip a bus on them.

Better idea, thats for sure !!!

"Fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice and I....uhhhh....uhhhhh....I won't get fooled again." BRILLIANT!!!!!!

"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas"...who cares about the date...that ****Z funny!!!

"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully" Sept. 29, 2000

"And so, in my State of the—my State of the Union—or state—my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation—I asked Americans to give 4,000 years—4,000 hours over the next—the rest of your life—of service to America. That's what I asked—4,000 hours" April 9, 2002

bsheehan said:

"Fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice and I....uhhhh....uhhhhh....I won't get fooled again." BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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you forgot the first part: "We gotta a saying in Tennessee, actually it's in Texas, probably from Tennessee too. It says..."

"I'm the decider"

There are entire sites devoted to this and a book or two.
This is just going to tick someone off.