What do you think this guy will be doing New Years Eve?

Man lives with female robot | The Sun |News

Do you think she helps him bottle beer??? Perhaps help wash his yeast???

"She doesn’t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman,” he said.


Now we know why he had to build a robot wife.

yeah, right...she doesn't "eat"...we both know that's not true, Le!

DeathBrewer said:

yeah, right...she doesn't "eat"...we both know that's not true, Le!

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According to the users guide she loves Vienna sausages.

ack, it looks like Haley Joel Osment

EdWort said:

Do you think she helps him bottle beer??? Perhaps help wash his yeast???

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I'm guessing there's going to be a cork and a bung involved.

Tenchiro said:

ack, it looks like Haley Joel Osment

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Eek! Now that's scary.

Tenchiro said:

ack, it looks like Haley Joel Osment

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goddamnit, you just ruined it for me. my fantasies were all up and roaring and you had to throw that damn little beaver boy in there. ****.

DeathBrewer said:

goddamnit, you just ruined it for me. my fantasies were all up and roaring and you had to throw that damn little beaver boy in there. ****.

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But he does see dead people though.

HBHoss said:

Eek! Now that's scary.

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Yes, eerily similar.....

'Washing the yeast'. never heard anyone call it that before.

What is worse is that it looks like a child. You know in Australia they convicted a guy of child porn who had x-rated simpson cartoons.

One look at the guy and you know why he has a robot. To geeky to pay for sex!!!

I bet he's going to be doing body shots with his lady on New Years Eve!

blacklab said:

'Washing the yeast'. never heard anyone call it that before.

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No, but maybe he washes her robot yeast!!

They don't make monostat for robots.

DeathBrewer said:

goddamnit, you just ruined it for me. my fantasies were all up and roaring and you had to throw that damn little beaver boy in there. ****.

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I do what I can

HBHoss said:

But he does see dead people though.

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see? that's even creepier. he can't hang out, he'll wind up chopping it up with the dead hookers in my closet!

DeathBrewer said:

see? that's even creepier. he can't hang out, he'll wind up chopping it up with the dead hookers in my closet!

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I thought they were in your freezer? A closet, too? Damn pack rat.

Honestly, I thought my life was pretty pathetic....but not THAT pathetic I guess...I feel much better now, thanks.

shecky said:

I thought they were in your freezer? A closet, too? Damn pack rat.

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my freezer doesn't arrive until the 18th

Revvy said:

Honestly, I thought my life was pretty pathetic....but not THAT pathetic I guess...I feel much better now, thanks.

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Amen!!!!

If she was hotter, I'd be all over her. No headaches, no I'm too tired or I'm bleeding. She'll put out whenever I'm ready, and banging a robot is probably better than cheating or paying for a hooker.

EdWort said:

Perhaps help wash his yeast???

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I bet she helps him pitch his yeast.

Hope she's UL approved.

BlindLemonLars said:

I bet she helps him pitch his yeast.

Hope she's UL approved.

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What about smacking his smack pack?

Does she have a WiFi connection?
If so -- can she be hacked?

It'd be fun to drop some kind of Malware into her CPU.
Maybe 3xw1f3 v.2 or something.

thataintchicken said:

Does she have a WiFi connection?
If so -- can she be hacked?

It'd be fun to drop some kind of Malware into her CPU.
Maybe 3xw1f3 v.2 or something.

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What is this? I have visions of robot S&M...:rockin:

Tenchiro said:

ack, it looks like Haley Joel Osment

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I find it ironic that someone brought Haley Joel Osment into this discussion:

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perfectly good robot PrOn ruined by the dead people see'r. damn you!

actually, that robot ***** was ugly. i would want a hotter robot, one with bigger boobies perhaps?
and when SWMBO sees this post, im "gonna have some splaining to do!"

Trucker 1: can I sleep with your girlfriend tonight?

Trucker 2: Sure, but you'll have to blow her up yourself...