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Oh I get it!!!!! Cuz I said "we can lick this horrible desease"... you changed that into oral sex.

Niiiiiiiiiice Bird.

Witty.

nailed it.

Were you wearing the cute little bunny ears while thinking up that line about oral sex with other men or did that just pop into the old noggin?
 
Why do you people think I'm embarrassed about having worn wearing bunny ears on an Easter Day race? Surely there's no shortage of actual embarrassment in my life that could be mined.
 
Why do you people think I'm embarrassed about having worn wearing bunny ears on an Easter Day race? Surely there's no shortage of actual embarrassment in my life that could be mined.


I dunno man... I'm not sure "it was an Easter Day parade" makes it much better. If you had crossed the finished line, dropped trou', squatted, and tried to lay "an egg", I'm not sure everyone would say, "Awwwwwww. How adorable! He's laying an egg because it is Easter!"


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Prepping for a big 45 gallon brew day tomorrow. 45 gallons of DD. Starting around 2pm.......


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DD IPA 1.5bbl
14-B American IPA
Date: 2/2/14

Size: 45*gal
Efficiency: 75.0%
Attenuation: 75.0%
Calories: 222.18*kcal per 12.0*fl oz

Original Gravity: 1.067 (1.056 - 1.075)
Terminal Gravity: 1.017 (1.010 - 1.018)
Color: 9.1 (6.0 - 15.0)
Alcohol: 6.57% (5.5% - 7.5%)
Bitterness: 132.0 (40.0 - 70.0)

Ingredients:
108.0*lb (91.5%) American 2-row - added during mash
5.0*lb (4.2%) American Caramel 20°L - added during mash
5.0*lb (4.2%) Belgian Biscuit - added during mash
5*oz (8.3%) Warrior® (16.0%) - added during boil, boiled 60*m
5*oz (8.3%) Chinook (13.0%) - added during boil, boiled 60*m
5*oz (8.3%) Simcoe® (13.0%) - added during boil, boiled 45*m
5*oz (8.3%) Summit™ (17.0%) - added during boil, boiled 30*m
5*oz (8.3%) Centennial (10.0%) - added during boil, boiled 15*m
5*oz (8.3%) Simcoe® (13.0%) - added during boil, boiled 15*m
15.0*ea Fermentis US-05 Safale US-05
5*oz (8.3%) Warrior® (16.0%) - added dry to secondary fermenter
5*oz (8.3%) Chinook (13.0%) - added dry to secondary fermenter
10*oz (16.7%) Simcoe® (13.0%) - added dry to secondary fermenter
5*oz (8.3%) Summit™ (17.0%) - added dry to secondary fermenter
5*oz (8.3%) Centennial (10.0%) - added dry to secondary fermenter

Schedule:
Ambient Air: 70.0*°F
Source Water: 60.0*°F
Elevation: 0.0*m


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musings about the DD recipe:

last boil hops are at 15 mins. no flameout? whirlpool?

using warrior in the dry hop. it's an awesome bittering hop, but everything i've read says that it's an underwhelming finishing hop. with the 4 other powerhouses being used in the dry hop, i wonder what the warrior will contribute.
 
None at flame out! ITs all in the dry hop.

I didn't mention whirlpool, thats up to the individual brewer and how they do things. I just gave you the ingredients and timings. You can follow whatever process you want! :)
 
No Sox game tonight. Thank God!

At least with no Sox game on I didn't feel guilty about watching The Grateful Dead Movie for the 500th time.

Except for the part about Alice seeing me settle down on the couch and asking "Seriously? Again?"

WTH, I don't get Bruce. Those Jersey people are strange.

It's all good in its own way.
 
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