WOW thats all I have to say!feedthebear said:158. SWMBO restricts you from hooch brewing competitions and says you're no longer allowed to brew crap.
feedthebear said:158. SWMBO restricts you from hooch brewing competitions and says you're no longer allowed to brew crap.
Brewpastor said:161. You spend your own money to go to a conference in a distant city where you attend a lecture on beer line cleaning chemicals and think it was great.
If I had a scrotum that strong I'd be rich!!!!!Muss said:164. Your home brew bottle opener is made from a Kangaroo scrotum
- pick one up on your next trip to Australia.
swhitt said:Some of these are particularly snobby. Getting upset when people don't know the difference between ale and lager? Please.
Perhaps we should not be so full of ourselves? We want people to get into homebrewing, not to hate us.
98EXL said:160. When you realize that even though BierMuncher's junk is ugly, you understand function over form.
BierMuncher said:167, When you have a huge family blow out at your house and know you no longer need to buy BMC, cuz everyone will head straight for the Sanyo...and if they can't find what they want there...the five-tap keezer in the basement has something for everyone.
Oh...and your "junk" begins to have a reputation.
When you can brew an AG batch in your sleep or while playing world of warcraft.
DaveyBoy said:When an underage kid posts a recipe with:
- 1 pound Ale Grains
- 4 pounds sugar
- 1 package of brewers yeast
- 4 gallons of water
And you can tell immediately that it's going to taste like crap.
Cap'n Jewbeard said:You have photographic proof that Cheese possesses at least one 7/8ths inch tool...
heh.
98EXL said:I dunno if this was mentioned:
When you start answering the noobs questions
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