Does you like POLLS???

Hi.

Anyone?

No sir, I don't like it!

I like your pole. I mean poll... Dammit! Now everyone knows my secret.

Derp

m_c_zero said:

I like your pole. I mean poll... Dammit! Now everyone knows my secret.

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And Cheezy's

I'm married to a Poll. They're a very clean people. My wife is constantly scrubbing everything.

When we're arguing I tell Polish jokes. It really pisses her off.

Furthering homebrewers' knowledge, one thread at a time...

Tex has been making some incredibly serious polls lately, and I was like "I freaking LOVE POLLS!!"

But.......does everyone???

I freaking love polls too!! I chose "a poll once bit my sister" because I don't like my sister.

The thing about polls is that your going to get polled. See, that just doesn't sit right with me sometimes.

BobbiLynn said:

I freaking love polls too!! I chose "a poll once bit my sister" because I don't like my sister.

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Poll bites can be nasty!

this is the kind of foolery i need moar of out of your people

goo-gone said:

this is the kind of foolery i need moar of out of your people

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You want fries with that?
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/need-direction-402918/

cheezydemon3 said:

You want fries with that?
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/need-direction-402918/

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not as inspirational apparently. also, very small rocks.

cheezydemon3 said:

Poll bites can be nasty!

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The whole situation surrounding the poll bite was nasty. But, since I don't like my sister I was secretly grinning. How does someone even step on a poll?? That's why it bit her, she stepped on it. Don't people usually run into polls?? Oh wait, I'm thinking of poles. But still, shouldn't you be watching where you are going? Polls are not hard to miss, just do not step on them!!!

goo-gone said:

not as inspirational apparently. also, very small rocks.

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I SEE!! Not the nonsensical that you like, just the humor in polling polls.

In France they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese a Royale with cheese

Like for tether ball?

No. In france they call a tether ball "Shrimp Kabob"

Ralph Nader.

La Royale with Cheese.

I didn't go to Burger King.

cheezydemon3 said:

POLLS, do you like them mother effer??????

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Yeah, I married one, but her Mom's 94.

I need brain wash after that picture you put in my head.

AnOldUR said:

Yeah, I married one, but her Mom's 94.

I need brain wash after that picture you put in my head.

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Lol, glad I could be of service!

The Pol?!?!? Well, he left here in a huff nearly three years ago!

Thought this was a question as to whether I was gay...

She said she could accommodate me. Apparently not.

A poll just bit my other sister, have decided I don't like her either, so secretly smiling,

Where's my "Where did I put my shoes?" option?

TxBrew said:

Where's my "Where did I put my shoes?" option?

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This guy is a troll.^

He comes into all of my polls and points out how inadequate they are.

Now I am having difficulty maintaining an erection.

As my own lawyer, I object to the form of this question, and I am instructing my client - also me! - not to answer.

Wait...

pistolsatdawn said:

as my own lawyer, i object to the form of this question, and i am instructing my client - also me! - not to answer.

Wait...

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just answer the f*cking question counsellor!!!!!!!!!

Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.... Funyuns.

g-love said:

Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.... Funyuns.

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Funyuns with a bacon dip for them.

cheezydemon3 said:

just answer the f*cking question counsellor!!!!!!!!!

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I think this is where I post the obligatory "You can't handle the answer!!!"

PistolsAtDawn said:

I think this is where I post the obligatory "You can't handle the TRUTH!!!"

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fixed

Well yeah, but you were asking for my answer not the truth. Important distinction.

PistolsAtDawn said:

Well yeah, but you were asking for my answer not the truth. Important distinction.

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You weren't gonna tell me the TRUTH?????????



GET OUT

cheezydemon3 said:

You weren't gonna tell me the TRUTH?????????



GET OUT

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What lawyer tells the truth?

//With apologies to the 2 honest lawyers out there

So. It seems that a lot of sisters have been mauled, and a LOT of quarter pounders have been cheesed.

I hope we can all take something away from this.