The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

paulthenurse said:

Bought a roll of shrink wrap big enough for this year and next. Had enough left over to cover the oven for the winter.

Who wants to see pictures?

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Case in point...


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Relevant.

(Shakin ma head)


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I'm guessing that means " I do!!! I do!!!"

Shhhh. The adults are talking Paul.

Go PM rookie or something.


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Well tough. I'm not sharing. Screw you barstids. You've been busting my chops since the spring. I'm going to stop the gravy train

Yeah... I'm sure there will be nothing at all to mock you about.

oh no

what ever shall we do?


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PTN said chops and gravy. I guess we won't be hearing from him for awhile...

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PTN said chops and gravy. I guess we won't be hearing from him for awhile...

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paulthenurse said:

Agreed. He's probably not going to kill himself to make weight with that monster contract. And the idea of Buckholz as the 'ace' is laughable.

It is the typical Sox last minute Christmas shopping routine. " I gotta get them SOMETHING!!!!!"

So basically Charington is buying Sox fans a Sham Wow and a set of footsie PJs and hoping we'll keep showing up and buying the $10 beers because he made an effort.

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They still have the money left to pay Lester $120M. They'll then trade Cespedes (since they now have twelve outfielders) and some of the young kids to acquire a #2 starter, Cole Hamels or someone like that.

Get on the bandwagon now, kids; worst-to-first-to-worst-to-first.

Did they ice the Cool-Aide before they served it?

What, do you think they're going to go into next season with eight outfielders? Of course there's going to be a trade, and of course it's going to be for starting pitching. It's just a matter of who and when. And, all accounts are they've got a legit offer out to Lester, still.

Pay attention to what's going on!

Who do they have available that's so attractive that somebody will give up decent pitching for?

They could get whoever the **** they wanted if they traded Betts or Blake Swihart (which they won't do). Behind that, they've got quite a few good minor league pitching prospects - more guys than they will ever have room for on the big league roster. They've got plenty of ammo to get a trade done. And teams have already been calling about Cespedes.

Hope you're right

Exactly.

And you could use "Some Guy" in the first slot, it just so happens we know his name.

It's early. You think they aren't going to spend the money?

Oh they'll spend the money. They've been spending money like water since the Tom Yawkey era.

I'd like to think they had a plan other than just spending money on stopgap measures.

I could walk the 12 miles home faster than this drive is going. This SUX!

Walking the 12 miles might do wonders on your waistline too.


Might is the key word.

Your momma managed to hook her ankles together around my waist.


Hey Happy Turkey Day everybody. You too Rick.

Yes, indeed, Happy Thanksgiving to all the Massholes and wannabees out there.
Hope everyone manages to arrive safe wherever and however they're headed.

I'll be up for awhile...as the furthest-flung of the brood carts his wife and my grandsons up from Jersey ahead of the impending storm. But I'm happily sipping a congratulatory stout for convincing two career types that even out here in deer country FiOS would let them both do their thing and they could avoid what looks to be one utterly FUBAR day for travel on Wednesday...

Cheers!

Buuuuuuuurp.


Happy Thanksgiving everyone. You guys are alright, considering how f'ed up most of you are. I suppose I could have a more disfunctional bunch of 'friends.'

Of course that would require a life sentence in Alcatraz.

Happy thanksgiving to you all

Wow... that was a fast week off. UGH... back to work I go.

I'm still on vacation with the fam in Florida till Saturday. Can't wait to get back to work.....


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yeager1977 said:

I'm still on vacation with the fam in Florida till Saturday. Can't wait to get back to work.....


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you suck. just sayin'.

I wasn't joking.... :-(


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Because working this week was SO much fun.

Yeah keep trying!

18month old with ear infection on plane and not sleeping all week....


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I don't sleep much anyway.... next time Chris i'll trade with you.

Wait... Did you just suggest Yeager leaves the Mason Jar at home and takes you next time?

paulthenurse said:

Wait... Did you just suggest Yeager leaves the Mason Jar at home and takes you next time?

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No. His kids are great fun!

They are nice kids. I'll give him that.

Fun and games at my house today.
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So, a piece of wood is no longer standing erect at the PTN household. How's this news?

It's news because it was the only wood at the PTN household that could be erect within the last 20 years or so.

Ya know, some day I'm gonna be dead and you jerks are gonna feel terrible about the way you've treated me.

No, because it'll be your own fault, and probably related to something we told you not to do. Pizza oven exploding, or shed collapsing, or that dead hooker's pimp shooting you in the face.

"Here lies PaulTheNurse. Welp, he had it coming."