Speaking of FF winnings, this is a solid IPA from LoloMT. Sucks compared to Dread Red, but still very solid.
Sent from here, because that's where I am.
Sent from here, because that's where I am.
Had a bad f-n date and now need something good and strong..
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Had a bad f-n date and now need something good and strong..
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
You gotta give us some details!
Had a bad f-n date and now need something good and strong..
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Speaking of FF winnings, this is a solid IPA from LoloMT. Sucks compared to Dread Red, but still very solid.
Sent from here, because that's where I am.
You gotta give us some details!
Sooooooo. You people staying up so I can crack another????
Sooooooo. You people staying up so I can crack another????
I've got 3/4 of a beer...
Red Dread is the best imperial red Ive ever had
Should've stayed home and drank with us alchies.
Sooooooo. You people staying up so I can crack another????
Picked up some good beer tonight and think I'm gonna earn myself the 6pack badge on untappd with some PBR to make room in the fridge.
Oh I should have and after some whataburger I'll tell the story
I'll be up
I need this
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Dooo it!!!
Get me a triple meat triple cheese and grilled japs
Got it. It might be cold once it reaches you lol.
Well for those that want details. She got plastered drunk and just hanging with her middle age ***** of a friend. It was pretty bad and glad I finally got out of there
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Got it. It might be cold once it reaches you lol.
Well for those that want details. She got plastered drunk and just hanging with her middle age ***** of a friend. It was pretty bad and glad I finally got out of there
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've been more sure of sex in my life.
I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.
I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.
I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?
I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.
Do I win?
Number 3 watching Step Brothers
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Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've never been more sure of sex in my life.
I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.
I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.
I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?
I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.
Do I win?
Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've never been more sure of sex in my life.
I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.
I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.
I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?
I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.
Do I win?
He won a pair of pissy jeans.
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
Need something hoppy.
"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"
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