The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

That's probably not a good idea, if I'm honest. Might want to let the statute of limitations run out first.

We can always count on you to be honest Jay.

Yea we should. Once the current Masstoberfest thread tapers off we need a place of our own.

A nice safe place. where we can frolic in the flower field.

Jesus. Wife just got a speeding ticket, first time in years. IN FRONT OF THE STATE POLICE BARRACKS. Single dumbest spot to be speeding! To her credit, she's accepting of her idiocy this morning.

It's not the ticket that will kill you it's the surcharge.

Or the husband. My money is on the husband.

He can run fast.

I mean, she was an idiot. She knows she was. I get to call her an idiot today and she just has to hang her head in shame and say "... yeah." That's all I need.

Doesn't take much to keep you happy does it? Just a day of shame? I'd file that for future use.

Women always do.

Pfft

nhwrecker said:

Well. That's a damn good way to ensure it doesn't die.

And now back to our regularly scheduled boredom.

But, wait - Dako-dah - please commit to brew, and then make sure you get expensive tix to another opera - you were ahhwsome last year as the sweatin' headless chicken brewer.

Exhausting, but ahhwsome nuntheless....

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Melana said:

Dakota what happened to you?

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Yeah! What happened to you?!?! All nhwrecker and I made was lukewarm water. Well, he made it and I came later and watched him clean a pot.

I did point out spots he missed, so it's not like I did nothing at all.

You missed a spot

paulthenurse said:

You missed a spot

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I'll tell him.

Sounds like a barrel of fun, burnt/raw pizza, watching pots boil, and a tin trophy. I did miss 2 actual ladies come to the sausage fest thou, Yooper and Melana were there?! That's hard to believe there was that much talent at Pauls place.

you forgot the 12 dead hookers underthe shed

DakotaRules said:

Sounds like a barrel of fun, burnt/raw pizza, watching pots boil, and a tin trophy. I did miss 2 actual ladies come to the sausage fest thou, Yooper and Melana were there?! That's hard to believe there was that much talent at Pauls place.

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There were quite a few women there (I would hesitate to call me a "lady"). You missed a great time.

I saw old friends like Paul and Jay (and their spouses) and met new old friends like Mort and Brian and Scott. I've "known" them for a pretty long time, but had never met them so that was great fun. I hope I can do it again after a year, by which time Paul might have indoor plumbing.

The brisket was awesome!

Yooper said:

I hope I can do it again after a year, by which time Paul might have indoor plumbing.



The brisket was awesome!

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Don't worry, the contractor has PROMISED me that the shower will be done by Thanksgiving. But then the grout has to dry. And it needs to get sealed. And 100 virgins have to dance naked in the shower during a full moon. Then I'll be able to take a shower indoors.

Your continued concern over my daily ablutions are appreciated.

Perhaps you should bury your contractor with the dead hookers.

The woman from the UP couldn't stop complaining about the cold, and the guy from Boston doesn't have indoor plumbing. Gotta admit that's funny.

Don't laugh, that's getting to be a real option,

Grrrrrrr

Paul - you can build a pizza oven but not tile a shower?

^^ I believe the answers to that are "no" and "no."

What was I thinking???

I think he wants the shower done this decade.

I don't think Paulie worries too much about showering. Have you spent any time around him?

His dear wife, on the other hand...

You guys are a f'ing riot.

It's a gorgeous day outside, Paulie. Might want to take advantage of that and get a shower in, before it turns cold.

It IS freakin gorgeous out. Went out and got a nice 3.5 mile run in. Got the windows open and a ton of widgets cranked out for the big boss man (who... I guess is the "big boss woman").

Bird... were the bunny ears from a 5k or a 10k?

6 mile hike. Pissed the panoramic pic on cliffs didn't come out

Lucky you guys.

I'm at work.
Comforting the sick, healing the afflicted and just making a general nuisance of myself.

How many people ate your pizza?!

Cape Brewing said:

It IS freakin gorgeous out. Went out and got a nice 3.5 mile run in. Got the windows open and a ton of widgets cranked out for the big boss man (who... I guess is the "big boss woman").

Bird... were the bunny ears from a 5k or a 10k?

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5K, I think it was my third race. I got in four miles after work, after doing the same this morning.

TheDudeLebowski said:

How many people ate your pizza?!

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I don't know, Paulie's buddy was going around the crowd, BEGGING people to take a slice or three. I suspect some of those pizzas might have been tossed back in the fire, so they could help burn the next batch.

There were no leftovers. Just sayin'

The fact that you put away four pounds of brisket and three whole pizzas after everyone left proves nothing.

Don't forget the 20lbs of sausage.

What a difference 24 hours makes.

Not in you guys, you're all still azzholes. I meant the weather.