Anybody want to build a smoker?

I have a 300 (I think) gallon oil tank in my basement that was recently emptied of oil. I want to get it out of there, but it kills me to just throw it away. It occurs to me that, with proper cleaning, it would make a great smoker. If you want it, you can have it. I just want to reclaim the space.

I'm in New Bedford, MA, and if you have a sawzall to cut the legs with, I'll even help you move the beast onto whatever truck you bring to haul it away.